"They Done Voted Me Out of The State", Things Have Gotten So Bad for Dabo Swinney at Clemson That The State of South Carolina Tried to Deny Him The Right to Vote
'Not To Bring Anything Personal Into This, But Miami Is Going To Smoke Them' - Scottie Scheffler Couldn't Help But Make One More Joke About His Louisville Arrest
Sad: Louisville Head Coach Jeff Brohm Is Getting Ready For ACC Play By Still Whining About How Kentucky Kicked Their Ass 10 Months Ago
We Got Ourselves A Manhunt - Louisville Police Is Frantically Searching For A Man Who Keeps Taking Dumps On A Random Person's Front Porch
The Mark Titus ShowEpisode 134: Team USA Wins Gold + Mike Rutherford Explains The New Look Louisville Basketball Program
Hailey Van Lith Says She Was "Super Emotional" and "So Proud" of Team USA's 3-on-3 Basketball Bronze Medal
Some Things Never Change - Kentucky Hoops Beats Louisville's Ass, Cards Players React By Spitting In Faces And Trying To Start A Brawl (Lost That Too)
Golf Guy: Scottie Scheffler Spent His Ride To Jail Talking To The Cops About How Good Tiger Is And Rory McIlroy's Police Escort To The 2012 Ryder Cup
GRAPHIC WARNING: We Finally Have A Picture Of The 'Damaged Beyond Repair' $80 Pants Of The Cop Who Arrested Scottie Scheffler
'That Mugshot Isn't Going Anywhere' - Scottie Scheffler Delivers A Brutal Blow To Louisville While Joking About People Loving His Mugshot
'The Department Has Us Buying Freaking $80 Pants' - The Cop Who Arrested Scottie Scheffler Really Wants Us To Know His Pants Were Indeed Ruined
SCOTTIE IS FREE: We're Finally Getting The Only Logical Outcome And Charges Against Scottie Scheffler Reportedly Will Be Dropped Today
WATCH: We Have A New Video Of Scottie Scheffler Talking To A Cop After Getting Arrested, Basically Confirms The Shitshow Of The Whole Situation
Free Scottie: Louisville Prosecutor Is Planning To Address Scottie's Charges Tomorrow, Reportedly 'A Sign The Case Is Likely To Be Dismissed'
Shit Keeps Getting Weirder - The Cop Who Arrested Scottie Scheffler Was Suspended Previously For Reportedly Doing Donuts In His Cop Car With A Drunk Civilian
FREE SCOTTIE: We Finally Have New Video Of Scottie's Interaction With The Cop Who Arrested Him, Somehow He's Still Expected To Be In Court In June
Free Scottie: All The Charges Against Scottie Scheffler From His Arrest At The PGA Championship Are Now Expected To Be Dropped
Legendary Performance: Scottie Scheffler Says He Prepped For His Round By Stretching In A Jail Cell, Went Out And Shot A 5-Under
5 Things The Louisville Police Officer Could Have Done Instead of Charging Scottie Scheffler With a Felony
John Daly's PGA Championship Stats Is The Stuff Of Legends: 2 Packs Of Cigs, 2 Cokes, 4 Snickers, +11 And A WD From The Tournament
Man Of The People: Scottie Was Greeted With A Huge Ovation On The Tee, Throws A Dart For Birdie On His First Hole After Getting Arrested
