Vladimir Putin is in The United States, Reminder That His Bodyguards Carry Around a Suitcase Full of His Own Shit
Mr. Beast Just Broke a World Record By Raising $12 Million for Charity in 17 Hours on a Livestream, Including $1 Million From Sophie Rain
We Have Our First Freak Athlete of the Little League World Series, Chinese Taipei's Ace Pitcher is Throwing 82 MPH Fastballs
"Did We Win?" - Damar Hamlin Has Gotten a FULL Back Tattoo So He Can Remember When He Almost Died On The Football Field
Drinking is OUT: Alcohol Consumption in The United States Has Dropped to 54%, The Lowest in America Since 1939
Man With World's Largest Penis Informs News Outlet He's Horrifically Embarrassed That His Enormous Penis Caused Him to Trip in The Shower
Former Barstool Idol Contestant Luke Manley (aka Lukey Lunchbox) Landed a Role & Is In The Trailer for Timothee Chalamet's Upcoming Film, 'Marty Supreme'
"There's a Man in The Bean" - New Conspiracy Has Chicago Alderman Inundated With Phone Calls From People Who Believe There's a Man Trapped Inside the Chicago Bean
Oklahoma Sooners’ QB John Mateer Denies Allegations Of Sports Gambling After Internet Detectives Went Through His Old Venmo Transactions
We've Finally Found Someone Worse Than The Protesters Who Block Traffic - This Serial "Silent" Traffic Blocker Who Blocks Traffic For No Reason Whatsoever
There's a Swiss Man Attempting to Swim 112 Miles from France to Monaco, Will Be Swimming For Over 5 Straight Days While Hypnotizing Himself to Sleep Mid-Swim
Ship Crash Video - Chinese Coast Guard Crashes Into Chinese Navy Destroyer While Attempting to Chase Filipino Ship Out of Disputed Waters
Carnival Ride At UK Music Festival Named After Apollo 13 Broke Down Mid-Ride, Leaving People Stuck Upside Down
AOL is Officially Shutting Down Their Dial-Up Internet Service, Official Power Rankings of Dial-Up Internet Sounds
Get Fucked Bear - Huge Win For Small Dogs, Scout The Pomeranian Terrorizes Intruding Black Bear, Chases Out of Family Home
Vegas is Back: CEO of AI-Company Looking to Eliminate Real Estate Brokers Received a Bloody Pig's Head in The Mail
Anthony Richardson Completed Exactly 1 Pre-Season Drive Before Getting Run Over By a Truck and Snapping His Finger in Half
Florida Woman Faked Being a Licensed Nurse, Treated 4,000+ Patients, Only Arrested After Hospital Discovered Fraud When Trying to Promote Her
Fitness Influencer Joey Swoll's Retirement From The Internet (Because He Posted A Hulk Hogan Video) Lasted A Grand Total Of 3 Days
