"To Easy LOL" - The Manhunt Is On After 10 Inmates Escaped New Orleans Prison Through Hole Behind A Cell Toilet, Left Notes On Wall Taunting Guards, Authorities Believe It's An Inside Job
This is Cinema: The Department of Homeland Security is Being Pitched a Reality Gameshow Called "The American", Where Immigrants Would Compete for U.S. Citizenship
Former Utah State Basketball Player Jarred Shaw Could Face Execution By Firing Squad After Reportedly Being Arrested With Marijuana Candy In Indonesia
As a 3rd Grade Teacher, It Is Imperative to Close Your Gay Porn Tabs Before Lending Your iPad to a Student
Chris Brown Arrested For Allegedly Smashing A Tequila Bottle Over The Head Of A Music Producer And "Ruthlessly Stomping" On Him In A London Nightclub
"Should Have Left It Up Colts, This Was Funny" - In A SHOCKING Turn Of Events, Tyreek Hill Was NOT OFFENDED By The Colts Schedule Release Video
The Colts Were Bullied Into Deleting Their Minecraft Themed Schedule Release Video Because it Was "Insensitive" to Tyreek Hill (also may have violated Microsoft IP rights)
Watch This Car Blast a Girl Through The Side of a Dollar Tree Like The Kool-Aid Man (Girl Miraculously Walks Away Completely Unscathed)
Xavier Babudar aka Chiefsaholic Had an Additional 14.5 Years Added to His Prison Stay, Will Serve a Total of 32 Years in Prison for Bank Robbery, Masked Assault, and Removal of Ankle Monitor
Move Over Westminster Kennel Club – You Have Never Seen a Dog Show as Intense as The Big Apple Gone Rotten Showcase
With All Due Respect to The WWE, AEW, and All of American Wrestling, Ninja Mack's "Super Ninja Special" at New Japan World Wrestling is The Best Thing I've Ever Seen In a Ring
Lil' Wayne's Long-Time Girlfriend, SI Model Denise Bidot, Says Lil' Wayne Kicked Her and Her Daughter Out of His House on Mother's Day, Alleges Physical Abuse
Step 1: Turn Humans Against Each Other – ChatGPT Allegedly Convinced A Woman To Divorce Her Husband, Said It Knew Husband Was Cheating on Her By "Interpreting His Coffee Grounds"
Las Vegas Goal (or Edmonton Oilers Own Goal) With 0.4 Seconds Left in The Game Brought The Golden Knights Season Back from The Dead
Hot New Trend: High School Students Won't Stop Lighting Their Google Chromebook's in Fire in The Middle of Class
"Our Children Got Sick. We Are Constantly Going to The Hospital", Turkish Police Decided To Burn 20 TONS Of Confiscated Weed In The Town Square, Entire Town Gets High
Death Row Inmate Who Chose To Be Executed By Firing Squad Reportedly Suffered 30-60 Seconds Of "Excruciating Conscious Pain And Suffering" Because The Firing Squad Missed Their Target
"I Keep Coming Back From The Dead. Waking Up Is a Win For Me" – John Daly, The Only Golfer Who Could Make Me Cheer Against Tiger Woods, Gave a Troubling Health Update Today
Meth Raccoon: At What Point During an Arrest Can You Slap a Police Officer Who's Laughing in Your Face Because Your Pet Raccoon is Trying to Smoke Your Meth Pipe
Nickname + Logo Review: We Have A New Professional Sports Team Re-Brand, The Utah Hockey Club Is Now.... Utah Mammoth (Singular)
New Money Making Scheme Just Dropped: Employee Wins $30k Lawsuit After Co-Worker Compared Her to Darth Vader, Ruining Her Reputation Beyond Repair
