The Ghana Drunkard Association, Who Claims 16.65M Members, Has Threatened Massive Nationwide Protests if Their Government Does Not Reduce The Price of Alcohol Within 3 Weeks
Tourist at The Palazzo Maffei Tried to Sit in a Priceless Chair Covered in Swarovski Crystals and Shattered it to Pieces
New Laws Will Effectively Put Restrictor Plates on Vehicles of Reckless Drivers To Prevent Them From Exceeding Local Speed Limits
Public Service Announcement – Doctors Say Chinese Method of Hanging Yourself From Trees By Chin and Swinging Back and Forth is NOT a Safe Cure For Insomnia
ChatGPT Talked Shit To A 48-Year Old Atari 2600, Proceeded To Get Destroyed In A Game Of Chess (With Atari On Beginner Mode)
LET THE MAN EAT! Joey Chestnut In Talks With Major League Eating To Return To Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest This July 4th
Justice For Ed – After A Week On The Run, Ed The Zebra Has Been Captured And Airlifted Back to His Owners
Ozempic Users Are Claiming Ozempic Makes Their Dicks Bigger (And Not Just Because of The Weight Loss)
The Best Damn Hockey Game You Will Ever See: Brad Marchand Scores in 2OT to Cap Off Wildly Entertaining Game 2 and Tie Series Up 1-1
Connor McDavid Just Pulled Off The Filthiest Assist He's Made in Nearly 48 Hours in One of The Greatest Periods of Hockey We've Ever Witnessed
Muscle Beach In Miami Is A Beautiful Place Full Of Wonderful People, None Better Than This Human Punching Bag Eating Repeated Body Blows To The Gut
Anthony Richardson Refuses To Beat The Mr. Glass Allegations, Is Now Sitting Out Colts Minicamp With A Shoulder Injury
TSA Is Reportedly Working On "Touchless Inspection" Technology That Could Make Physical Pat Downs Obsolete, But Is This Good Or Bad News For Perverts?
The Scissor Lift Rental Company Showing Up at Barstool Chicago Because of Quigs' Fake AI Scissor Lift Crash Video is One of The More Outrageous Things I've Ever Heard
Two Belgium Soccer Fans Snuck Into Champions League Final by Hiding in Stadium Toilet Stalls for 27 Hours Leading Up to Game
California High School 400-Meter Champion Had Her Gold Medal Stripped Away For Excessive Celebration (Sprayed Her Shoes With a Fire Extinguisher)
