The Edmonton Oilers Are Just 60 Minutes Away From The "Connor McDavid Might Look Elsewhere" Discussion Going Nuclear
"Pure Verbal Hate": Apparently This Stanley Cup Final Is Filled With The Most Vile Shit Talk In Years
The Penguins Tanking For Gavin McKenna Has Already Begun By Announcing Next Year Will Be Evgeni Malkin's Final Season In Pittsburgh
Pennsylvania State Championship Baseball Game Ends In The Most Absurd Way Possible, With A "Balk-Off" In Extra Innings
Penn State Could End Up Being The Epicenter Of The Hockey Universe If Gavin McKenna Ends Up Signing In Happy Valley
Corey Perry, Who Might Legitimately Be A Vampire, Willed The Edmonton Oilers Back To Life During The 1st Intermission After Being Down 3-0
ALL HAIL KING LEON: Leon Draisaitl Is The Clutchest Man To Ever Live, Caps Off Insane Oilers Comeback Win In Overtime Of Game 4
Connor Hellebuyck Becomes The First Goalie In A Decade To Win The Hart Trophy, Solidifying That It Is 100% A Regular Season Award
The NHL Is One Step Closer To Returning To Atlanta, Which Means They're Now About 15 Years Away From Relocating To Canada
Baseball Fans Should Have To Sit Through A Safety Protocol Announcement If You're Going To Be Sitting First Row In The Outfield, Or Else You'll Get Drilled Like This Woman
Brian Boucher Was A Couple Drops of H2O Away From Jumping Into The Oilers' Bench And Fighting Jake Walman For Squirting Water Across The Benches
Gary Bettman Went Ahead And Gave Biz An All-Time Pee Pee Whack About NHL Teams Benefiting From No-State Tax
The Edmonton Oilers Have Finally Figured Out That Taking 21 Penalties In A Single Stanley Cup Final Game Is A Great Way To Get Your Shit Pumped
Apparently Losing 3 Straight Conference Finals Is The Limit, As The Dallas Stars Have Fired Pete DeBoer
The WNBA Is Cracking Down On Potty Mouths, Launching An Investigation Into A Coach "Directing Profanity Towards A Player"
