Keep Jerry Jones Forever - Randomly Started Insulting His Own Players While Ranting About Giving Micah Parsons A New Contract
Come On Home: Odell Beckham Is Practically Begging The Giants To Notice Him, Bring Him Back On The Roster
Still Got It: Jennifer Lopez Had The Internet Freaking Out Over The Weekend When She Broke Out A Dance With A Bunch Of Sex Positions On Stage
Nobody Has Ever Been More Wrong Than Phil Mickelson - Claimed Scottie Wouldn't Win A Tournament In 2025
'This Year Is No Joke' - Bryson Is Talking About Bringing A 'Tsunami' Of A Ryder Cup Crowd Because He's Sick And Tired Of America Losing
'He's Got Good Bullshit' - Jordan Spieth Perfectly Summed Up Why Scottie Scheffler Is The Best Golfer We've Seen Since Tiger
The Most Dominant Golfer In The World - Scottie Scheffler Easily Wins The Open, Goes Into The History Books With Tiger Woods
We Got Rory Fans Floating Shirtless In The Ocean Outside Of Portrush Trying To Will Him To A Win (It's Pointless Because Scottie Is Inevitable)
Take It Easy: Sergio Snapped His Driver In Half While Throwing A Hissy Fit On The 2nd Hole, Can't Use One The Entire Final Round Now
Without A Doubt One Of The Craziest Shots In Golf History - Rory Somehow Unearthed Another Ball That Was Embedded Directly Under His
'Oh My God!" - Justin Rose Started To Get Hot, Push For Contention At The Open And Promptly Hit One Of The Worst Shanks You'll See
The Best Golfer In The World - It's Once Again Scottie's Tournament After He Went Out And Caught Fire With A 64 To Lead The Open
Ain't No Hobby: Kevin Kisner Was In A Fight For His Life Against A Goddamn Bat In The Announcers Booth At The Open
Now It Feels Like The Open: We Got Shane Lowry Telling The Course To Fuck Off And Jon Rahm Kicking His Club Down The Fairway
Captain America: Keegan Bradley Shoots A 67 Today At The Open, Starts Talking More Like A Guy Who Is Going To Be A Playing Captain At The Ryder Cup
Tyrrell Hatton's Key To Staying Calm, Playing Well At The Open Is Simple - Drink Exactly 3 Pints Of Guinness Today After His Round
Good Start: Overnight Leader Jacob Skov Olesen Quickly Crashed Out Of Contention By Hitting First Two Tee Shots OB, Put Up An EIGHT On No. 1
While You Were Sleeping: Tommy Fleetwood Is On Fire Early, Bryson Fighting For His Weekend Life And A Loaded Leaderboard Up Top
'On The Course For About 12 Hours' - Marc Leishman Was Speaking For Every Single One Of Us When He Complained About Slow Play At The Open
Old School Cheating: Memphis Hoops Is On Probation After 'Two Softball Players Were Paid $550 To Complete Coursework For A Former Basketball Player'
'Just A Little Bit Of Wind' - Pro Move By The Announcers To Fight Through As Someone Let Out A Hilariously Timed Fart During Scottie's Dart On 17
While You Were Sleeping: The Open Gave Us Vintage Phil With An Absurd Shot, The Surprise Early Leader Torching Portrush And Scottie Watch
Cam Boozer Claiming Duke Is 'Overlooked' Is The Sort Of Batshit Crazy Thing That Makes Them The Easiest Program/Fanbase To Hate In All Of Sports
'Great Time. Very Smart. Whoever It Was' - Don't You Dare Whistle In Jon Rahm's Backswing Or Prepare To Be Scolded On The Tee Box
