Vandy Basketball Has A Dude On The Roster This Year Named Chandler Bing And He Wants The World To Know He Has No Idea About 'Friends'
'Ah, Screw It' - Joe Flacco Had No Idea What Some Of The Play Calls Were Last Night, Improvised His QB Run To Show Off He's Still Got Elite Speed
Set The Tone: Nik Bonitto Tried To Talk Shit About Giants Fans Being 'Delusional', Instantly Got Bullied By Kayvon Thibodeaux And Fans
'I'm Going To Drink A Pina Colada Somewhere' - Alvin Kamara Broke Out The Ultimate Negotiation Threat To Basically Beg The Saints Not To Trade Him
We're At The Point Of The Jets Season Where Aaron Glenn Is Claiming The Media Will Be 'Bitching About That Too' When Justin Fields Makes A Bad Play
The Gold Standard: Kentucky Reportedly Has A $22 Million NIL Roster In Basketball This Year, 'Likely' The Highest In The Sport. The Way It Should Be
'JuJu Needed His Ass Whooped' - Colts LB Zaire Franklin Thinks JuJu Smith-Schuster Is An 'Asshole', Loved Everything About Brian Branch Punching Him On Sunday
'Thank You For Keeping Me Alive' - Ric Flair Is Like Everyone Else In America And Loves Cam Skattebo, Wants To Hang Out With Him
The Future Is Now: The Giants Are Reportedly Going 'Big-Game Hunting' For A Wide Receiver, Know Jaxson Dart Makes Them A Winner Again
Better Win Now: Italy Head Coach Gennaro Gattuso Promises To Move Out Of The Country And 'Live Far Away' If They Don't Qualify For The World Cup
'If The Ref Didn't Give Me A Shit Yellow, I Probably Would've Killed Somebody' - Chris Richards Is Becoming The Enforcer US Soccer Needed, Leading From The Front
Someone's Lying: Dan Campbell Said He Was Told The NFL New York Office Buzzed The Refs To Take Away Jared Goff's TD On Sunday (Refs Said The Exact Opposite)
Nobody Loves Jaxson Dart As Much As Brian Daboll - Reportedly Wanted To Draft Dart With The 3rd Overall Pick, More Proof Giants Won This Past Draft
Gets It - Mauricio Pochettino Is Showing The US Soccer Team Clips Of Fights During Games To Teach Them To Play With Heart Again
Raise The Banner: Jerry Jones Is Incredibly Proud To Say The Cowboys Are The 'Sixth Or Seventh Winningest Team In The NFL' Over Dak Prescott And Tony Romo's Tenures
Confidence: Auburn's AD Isn't Firing Hugh Freeze 'At This Point', Decides To Compare The Situation To A Car That May Or May Not Turn On In The Morning
'That Might Be The Worst Team I've Seen In The Last 25 Years' - Coaches From Around The NFL Are Confirming That The Titans Are Indeed Ass
Good Times: Geno Smith Claims He 'Needs To Jump In A Lake Or Ocean' Because He Thinks Bad Luck Is The Reason He's Thrown 10 Picks And The Raiders Are 2-4
Next Year's World Cup Officially Has A Cinderella Story - Cape Verde Wins 3-0 And Becomes The Second-Smallest Country To Ever Qualify For The Event
The Least Shocking News In Football: The Titans Fired Brian Callahan (One Day After He Basically Threw Cam Ward Under The Bus)
Destiny: Love Everything About Kentucky Being Ranked Number 9 In The First College Hoops AP Top-25 Poll (Plus Other Ramblings On It)
Good News For Jets Fans: Aaron Glenn Isn't Going To Bench Justin Fields Just Because Of One 'True Bad Game' With -10 Net Passing Yards
Tough Look: Trevon Diggs Says The Cowboys Defense Has No Identity, Every Receiver Is Wide Open And They Can't Stop Giving Up Points
Can't Admit This: Brian Branch Claimed He Started The Postgame Fight Because He Was Being Bullied And Sick Of The Chefs Doing Stuff Between Plays
Terrifying Prediction: Ja'Marr Chase Knows The Steelers Are Going To 'Try To Come In And Raw Dog Us And Kill Us' On Thursday Night
