World's Best Artist Is Banned From Entering The Kentucky State Fair Contest Because He Made A Recreation Of The Casting Couch Set Last Year
A year ago we were introduced to the greatest artist in the world. In fact I can name this guy just after the legends of Michelangelo, Da Vinci and Picasso. I'm not exactly into art or know artists, but we know The Casting Couch. Look, the dude made it perfectly. I'm sorry creativity isn't allowed at the Kentucky State Fair, most likely because it's in Louisville.
We're not even talking about actual porn here! It's just the set. You could tell me that's any office in America and we'd believe you, which, yeah, I guess that's the point. I want to see the bearded miniature guy come out and design something else cool. In fact he should make a whole porn collection. Make a bus next and see what happens. This is supposed to be America and we're supposed to let stuff like this fly. Whatever it takes, this has to be his go-to move now.
This is why I can't get into art. Everything is so stuffy and supposed to have all this meaning. Nah, you just built/painted/whatever something. It's a sky, cool. It's the Casting Couch, impressive. I do love that he won last year too and then got it removed. Need to know what that judge thought, no doubt in my mind they knew what it was and thought it was hilarious before having to pretend to be mad. All I'm saying is let him enter the contest and see who wins. See what his brain can come up with. It's only right, it's only fair.