ALL HAIL KING LEON: Leon Draisaitl Is The Clutchest Man To Ever Live, Caps Off Insane Oilers Comeback Win In Overtime Of Game 4
Connor Hellebuyck Becomes The First Goalie In A Decade To Win The Hart Trophy, Solidifying That It Is 100% A Regular Season Award
The NHL Is One Step Closer To Returning To Atlanta, Which Means They're Now About 15 Years Away From Relocating To Canada
Baseball Fans Should Have To Sit Through A Safety Protocol Announcement If You're Going To Be Sitting First Row In The Outfield, Or Else You'll Get Drilled Like This Woman
Brian Boucher Was A Couple Drops of H2O Away From Jumping Into The Oilers' Bench And Fighting Jake Walman For Squirting Water Across The Benches
Gary Bettman Went Ahead And Gave Biz An All-Time Pee Pee Whack About NHL Teams Benefiting From No-State Tax
The Edmonton Oilers Have Finally Figured Out That Taking 21 Penalties In A Single Stanley Cup Final Game Is A Great Way To Get Your Shit Pumped
Apparently Losing 3 Straight Conference Finals Is The Limit, As The Dallas Stars Have Fired Pete DeBoer
The WNBA Is Cracking Down On Potty Mouths, Launching An Investigation Into A Coach "Directing Profanity Towards A Player"
Kayvon Thibodeaux Will Surely Have A Great Time Playing Against The Eagles Next Year After Calling Philly Fans "Literal Fucking Idiots"
"The Rematch": There's Nothing The NHL Does Better Than Pump Out Elite Commercials Heading Into The Cup Final
If You Have An Issue With The Celebration On This Softball Inside-The-Park Home Run, Then You Are What Experts Refer To As A "Giant Loser"
