Chelsea Kicked PSG's Ass 3-0 To Become The 2025 Club World Cup Champions And President Trump Refused To Leave The Stage During Their Trophy Presentation
Chris Richards Saved The USA From Embarrassment, Is Now One Of The Most Important Players We Have Going Into The World Cup
Everything Is Going Great: Mauricio Pochettino Appears To Call Out Christian Pulisic For Skipping The Gold Cup, USMNT 'Golden Generation' Seems Over
More Good Times: USA Soccer Is Embarrassing Itself Again, Limping Ass Backwards Into The World Cup Because We Have Zero Toughness
Welcome To America: President Of FIFA Announced The 2026 World Cup Will Feature A Super Bowl Style Halftime Show For The First Time Ever
"Really, You Can't Live Without a Drink?", Smug Saudi Arabian Ambassador Says 2034 World Cup Will Be Alcohol Free
Leave No Doubt: US Men's U-17 Team Wins 22-0, Chase Adams Had 10 Goals And This Is The Type Of Soccer We Should Be Playing
'You Are Captain America. I Don't Give A Shit What You Say ' - Christian Pulisic Did The Impossible And Became So Good That Zlatan Is Complimenting Him
Good Times: USMNT Looks Like Complete Garbage Against Mexico, Now Mauricio Pochettino Is Begging Fans For Patience So He Can Fix The Disaster
A New Era: It Took One Game And One Win To Show Why Mauricio Pochettino Should Be Viewed As The Savior For This US Soccer Generation
One Of Us - Poch Claiming Christian Pulisic Is One Of The Best Players In The World And Actually Running Practices Proves He's Made To Coach The USMNT
Play To The Whistle: Dude From Chile Steals The Ball And Scores As Bolivia's Goalie Ruptures His Achilles, Starts A Brouhaha Over 'Fair Play'
It's Getting So Goddamn Annoying Watching The US Men's Soccer Team Suck Against A Team With Any Sort Of Talent When Games Matter
Thierry Henry And Patrick Vieria Are The Latest Names Rumored To Land The USMNT Job, Time To Start Figuring Out What The Hell Is Real
THIS IS NOT A DRILL - Mauricio Pochettino Is Officially A Candidate For The USMNT Job, US Soccer Federation Needs To Do Whatever It Takes Now
Gareth Soutgate Is Out As England's Manager, People Already Freaking Out That He's Going To Be The Next USMNT Coach
SEE YA: Gregg Berhalter Is Finally Fired As USMNT's Manager After Embarrassing The USA, Leading A Complete Failure At Copa America
Good To See FIFA Come To Its Senses And Take The 2026 World Cup Final Away From Jerry World, Puts It In A Place Where Winners Reside - MetLife Stadium
The USMNT Is Doomed With The 2026 World Cup Final Being Held At The Dumbest Place Possible - Jerry World
Jesse Marsch Destroyed The USMNT For Not Having A Signature Win, But Really Just Showed How Idiotic We Are For Re-Hiring Gregg Berhalter
A True Nightmare: Not One, But Two Cross-Country Skiers Suffered From A Frozen Penis During A Recent World Cup Race
This Report Detailing How Saudi Arabia Landed The 2034 World Cup Is A Hilarious Look At How FIFA Works As The Most Corrupt Organization On The Planet
