Bill Belichick's Daughter In Law Allegedly Exploded On Him In His Office During A 40 Minute Tirade, In Which She Supposedly Called Jordon "Batshit Crazy"
Aubrey Huff Has Joined The Discussion Advising Young Men How To Pick Up Women, And In The Cringiest Way Possible
Keep It Classy New York: Elderly Lady On NYC Subway Pleads With Car Full Of Men For A Seat, Even Offers Money, But Gets Ignored.
Turns Out That Canadian Olympic Snowboarder Ryan Wedding Was Allegedly A Serious Drug Kingpin, Moving Major Weight, And Paid To Have A Federal Witness Murdered. Now The U.S. State Department Is Offering A Whopping $15 Million Bounty On Him
We Really Need To Save Bill Belichick. He Was Spotted At “A Coed Adult Cheerleading Competition” Supporting His Girlfriend Jordon
Move Over Hinge And Tinder, Billionaire Bill Ackman’s One Sentence Dating Strategy Is Here To Save Everyone’s Love Life, Provided You Are Also A Billionaire
The Northern Lights AKA Aurora Borealis Was Ripping Across The Night Sky In Chicago Last Night. No Big Deal
Another Day, Another Airport Meltdown: Today's Episode Occurred In Orlando Where A Woman Smashed A Computer Monitor and Chased A Southwest Attendant
White Sox Dave, Mook, And This Guy Giulio Shot The Shit On A Live Stream The Other Night And Got To Talking About Censorship, The 3I/Atlas Spaceship Coming To Earth, Italy, Drinking With Monks, A.I. Enslaving The Human Race, And More
What Is Happening At Boston Grocery Stores? A Brawl Broke Out At A Market Basket Grocery Store Over The Weekend When Employees Tried To Stop Shoplifters From Stealing Lobsters, Steaks, and Truffle Butter. A Week Prior, A Shopper Assaulted Store Employees and Then Purposely Clogged The Toilet In Her Holding Cell
