Raise The Banner: Jerry Jones Is Incredibly Proud To Say The Cowboys Are The 'Sixth Or Seventh Winningest Team In The NFL' Over Dak Prescott And Tony Romo's Tenures

You hear that haters? Sixth or seventh winningest program (maybe) in the NFL over the time they've had Dak Prescott and Tony Romo. That's basically worth a banner, we can forget about minor details like this

I need to know who decided to tell Jerry Jones this stat, which is for sure not made up and well researched. That person is playing the most dangerous game by giving Jerry information like this to blurt out at any moment. Obviously the ideal time is today, a couple days removed from losing to the Panthers. Then again, this is what we want. I want science to find a way to keep Jerry Jones in charge of the Cowboys forever. I want him blurting out stats about being the 6th or 7th best regular season team and never making it to the NFC title game. 

This goes back to wanting a camera on Jerry at all times. Like I said, we need to see the meeting when he found out this information. Someone in that room had to be like, guys are we sure about this? Do they have any idea how Cowboys fans are going to react to this statement? It's basically all the same, that none of it matters and they just would do anything to have one sniff of playoff success this century. The best part is you're talking about sixth or seventh, it's not even like they are the best. I could see maybe saying that if you're top-1, but saying you're decent in the regular season when everyone makes fun of your franchise for collapsing in the playoffs makes it even funnier. 

Get that banner, make it extra large and eventually send it to Chicago HQ.