Man With World's Largest Penis Informs News Outlet He's Horrifically Embarrassed That His Enormous Penis Caused Him to Trip in The Shower

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Someone Play The World's Smallest Violin: Bryan Kohberger, The Murderer Of 4 University Of Idaho Students, Is Reportedly Whining And Extremely Annoyed That He Can't Sleep At Night Because His Cell Mates Are Ruthlessly Taunting Him Through The Vents