Robbie Fox Just Told Me About A Superhero Named Power Girl And Let Me Say This: ARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOGAAAAAAA

Let me tell you a story. Yesterday Robbie Fox was talking super heroes (dork) and he was like check out this one. I said ok Bob, let me see. And he showed me this lass called "Power Girl" and I let out an AROOOOOOOOOGAAAAA like you've never heard before. He had to pour cold water on me. I went outside and smoked a cigarette. Yeah, I was getting H'd up at work, I'll admit it. 

And it turns out she's a real superhero, Superman's first cousin, and they've never put her in any of the movies. Uhhhhh, hello??? WAKE UP. You have Superman's first cousin and her ginormous honkers sitting right there and you're not utilizing her talent????? Get me on the line with the CEO of DC, I have a billion dollar idea….

Now, yes, I did go down a bit too much of a rabbit hole and it shouldn't shock you but there's a lotttttt of Power Girl x Sydney Sweeney AI generated pictures. And as cliche as that casting might be, who is saying no? She's not turning down that superhero money, and they aren't turning down the power of those I mean her. Someone forward this blog to the powers that be, I want my 1% cut, please and thank you!

(Old school style Barstool blog. Feels good man.)