Diego Pavia Says That If A G5 Program Ever Wins The National Championship, He'll Donate ALL His NIL Money To That Team

I've got a couple of questions here, mainly why Pavia is walking around with a black eye. Did I miss something or did him and Glenny Balls get too rowdy in Nashville and start some shit? The obvious answer is the whole broken nose thing but I'd like to just believe it was the Nashville scenario. Regardless, I love this move from Pavia. I think he's the only quarterback who should have even a remote chance of winning the Heisman, but Mendoza can hit a basic fade route to get his "Heisman Moment" according to Johnny Manziel:

The best part about saying some ludicrous shit like this is that we know it's obviously never going to happen. It sort of buffs the case of why Vanderbilt should be in over some of the other smaller programs who don't have a chance at ever winning, even though they could have just controlled their own destiny and made it in without a debate. And while Pavia won't win the Heisman, Vanderbilt had an incredible season and Pavia is a media superstar for better or for worse.

With that being said, if the Los Angeles Clippers ever win an NBA Championship, I'd like to donate all of my Barstool blogger salary to their organization. I wouldn't be able to live with myself knowing that the inferior LA team somehow won a championship, so this is a bet that I'm willing to lay on the table. 

And now that I think about it, maybe Pavia was right message, wrong messenger for this sorta thing considering he played at a G5 school. They do always say never forget where you came from. 

Good luck out there Tulane and JMU, there's a big bounty to your NIL if you can make the impossible possible.