'Te Gusto?' - Eva Murati Ended Her Social Media Break By Reminding The Internet She's A Superstar In The Making
Do You Believe In Miracles: The Country Of San Marino Pulls Off The Upset Of The Year By Winning For The First Time In 140 Matches (20 Years)
A Great American: Kevin Durant Won Gold, Immediately Mocked Dennis Schroder For Claiming Europeans Have An Advantage With 'Straight IQ Basketball'
NOOOOOOO: We Got Our First Report That Tiger Woods Turned Down Being The US Ryder Cup Captain In 2025
Mental Warfare: Albania Fans Are Lining The Streets Of Germany And Snapping Spaghetti In Front Of Italians Before Their Euro 2024 Match
Some Luck: Hungary Is Investigating A U-14 Soccer Team Who Won 43-1, The Score They Just So Happened To Need To Win The League
After Getting Her Own Documentary And Seeing Her Instagram Mixtapes, We Got Our Eyes On Marta Diaz As The Breakout Star Of 2024
Win At All Costs: Louis de Jager Blasts Some Bare Chest, Undoes His Belt To Hit A Shot, Announcer Wonders Why He Didn't Take His Pants Off
Important Update - Eva Murati Said It's An Honor We Called Her The Next Great Star, Embraced It And Is Now Officially A Superstar
'Phone In One Hand, Cock In The Other' - Norwegian Soccer Player Scores Ridiculous Goal, Says His Plan Is To Jerk Off All Night Watching The Highlight
Forget The Qualifiers, Forget The Friendlies - No One Is More Prepared For Euro 2024 Than Ivana Knoll
Courts Ruled The Dumbass European Soccer Super League Can Be Played, Will Fail Miserably (Again) After A Bunch Of Clubs Refused To Play In It
Every NBA Team Should Be Tanking For Mohamed Dabone, A Freak 6'9" 12-Year Old Who Is Kicking Everyone's Ass In Europe
Zlatan Being Zlatan: Claims The Only People Who Think Scoring Goals Is Better Than Sex Are Those Who Are Awful At Doing It (Fucking)
There's Only One Move For USA Golf To Make After Rory Guaranteed A Ryder Cup Win In 2025 - Announce Tiger Woods As Captain Today
Team Europe Is In For One Hell Of A Night With Them Already Partying Their Asses Off And Singing About The US Being Terrified
We Got An Old Man Sprinting Across The Green And Jumping Into The Water Because Europe Kicked Our Ass So Bad At The Ryder Cup
'You See My Legs Shaking?' - Max Homa Right After His Gigantic Balls And Putt Kept The USA Miracle Alive
Justin Thomas Keeps Taunting The European Crowd With A Fake Hat Tip, Which Would Be Awesome If We Weren't Getting Our Ass Kicked
