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Team Europe Is In For One Hell Of A Night With Them Already Partying Their Asses Off And Singing About The US Being Terrified

I know this is a common song at the Ryder Cup, but come on. Look at Rory and Shane Lowry. They are loving this and I can confidently say there ain't a beer in the entire continent safe from Shane Lowry tonight. That man is looking for a party. He's the ultimate vibes guy who happens to be a damn good golfer. If that's not enough they are singing this too: 

Just rub it in our face that you kicked our ass with a Queen song America 100% stole and overused. Even more brutal is you remember that Luke Donald wasn't even supposed to be the captain! Henrik Stenson was lined up until he joined LIV and that whole fight happened. I personally think they should replay the Ryder Cup and not because we got destroyed and I want to watch more golf. Nope, not one bit. Just fair play, which the Ryder Cup is all about. 

But you're telling me these guys aren't in for a hell of a night? 

Hangover is worth it after a Ryder Cup win.