Tyrrell Hatton Was The Drunkest Man In Europe Last Night

Look, I feel confident in saying that man is the drunkest person in all of Europe. The glasses is really all you need to know, but look behind them. Those eyes are gone. Dude played lights out for 3 days, hit some massive shots, continued to prove he's one of the best golfers in the world and then showed up Shane Lowry. I would have guessed with ease that Shane Lowry would be the drunkest, last man up. A big burly Irish dude? Easy pick. 

Love the move to just sit there. Vet move if we're being honest. Oh you just want to stand around and drink? Pal, I just played some golf I'm sitting my ass right here on this chair and smiling because I don't know what else to do. That said, while Hatton was easily the drunkest man in Europe, no one was more hung over than Hovland: 

Pretty sure that's always just Hovland's face, but those eyes tell a different story. I'm only somewhat joking when I say I wish we could offer a trade to bring Hovland to Team America. It happens in every other sport and that man went to Oklahoma State. He has the look of the best golfer in the world right now. 

Credit where it's due though. Tyrrell Hatton survived the night. You win, you celebrate, that simple and Hatton celebrated how he knows.