It Just Means More: Philly Elementary School Gets Ready For Dallas Week By Punching Cowboys Players In The Face
Anybody who knows anything about Philadelphia public schools knows that the budgets are tight. Resources are scarce, staffing is critically low, programs are getting cut left and right. Heck, most of the schools don't even have AC.
But sometimes there are things that are simply too important to worry about a budget. Sure, art and music programs might be getting cut. But if you stop to think about it, this is actually a form of art. Perhaps it is a little...abstract, in a sense. But art is all about expressing yourself. And what better for these kids to express themselves than by expressing their absolute disgust and hatred towards the Dallas Cowboys.
If that means the school needs to spend the entire colored printing budget for the year on making these massive cutouts of Cowboys players to plaster on these punching bags, then so be it. I'd say it's totally worth it. Not only does it provide a good workout for the kids, but it is therapeutic. Nothing will give you more mental clarity than spending a few minutes punching the shit out of Dak's face.
Speaking of which--you gotta love how the school made sure to let the biggest kid take the Dak bag. They knew they needed to pack the heaviest, huskiest punch on that one. Like a young Jalen Carter getting home on 3rd down. Brings a tear to my eye.
Go Birds.