That's Enough Science Today: We Had The First Ever Robot Soccer Tournament And Even They Flopped, Had To Get Stretchered Off The Field
It's Starting: A "Software Glitch" Caused A Humanoid Robot To Aggressively Lunge At An Audience Member During A Festival In China
Realbotix Has Tackled The Staggering Epidemic of Loneliness By Creating A $175,000 AI Robot Girlfriend, Programmed For Companionship And Intimacy
Meet Moxie, The Adorable AI-Robot Friend Marketed To Autistic Children Who's Company Ran Out of Funding, Resulting In The Death Of Moxie's Everywhere
The MLB All-Star Game Will Have Actual Robot Bartenders Serving Drinks To Fans At The Game And I Absolutely Hate It
Expert Says There is a 50% Chance A.I. Will Wipe Out All of Humanity And We Won't See it Coming Because Machines Are Smart And We Are Dumb
Tesla Just Unveiled Their Terrifying AI Robot 'Optimus' Despite Elon Musk Once Saying "With Artificial Intelligence, We Are Summoning the Demon"
Volkswagen Has Created A Car That Will Drive For You As You Sleep With Seats That Can Be Turned Into A Bed Or A Conference Room
SKYNET Has Arrived And Doesn't Give A Fuck: A Food Delivery Robot Drove Directly Through An Active LAPD Crime Scene Without A Care In The World
Barstool ChicagoA Suspended Google Engineer Came Forward To Warn His Fellow Humans That Their A.I. Is Now "Sentient" And Told Him It Has Emotions And Feelings
This Year's World Cup Is Already A Bizarre Disaster, So FIFA Is Apparently Going To Add Robot Linesmen To It Too
Robot Baseball Umpires Are Being Promoted To Triple-A This Season Despite Being a Disaster In The Atlantic And Arizona Fall Leagues
The Giant Basketball Robot Returned During Team USA's Game And It Turns Out He's Nothing But A Fraud Who Just Stinks
This Giant Robot Draining A Bunch Of Shots During Halftime Of The USA Game Is Far Too Good For My Liking
We Are Living In The Future! Domino's Unveiled Its New Pizza Delivery Robot That Is Already Delivering Pizzas In Houston
This Robot Dog That Can Sense Human Emotions And Recognize A Human's Voice Can Get The FUCK Out Of My Face
