Controversial Research Suggests "The Perfect Female Figure" Might Not Be Boiled Down to a Simple Waist-To-Hip Ratio
The NFL Needs To Have A Camera On Xavier Legette At All Times After Listening To Him Break Down His Fear Of Not Having Good Food In Germany
Grow The Game: The NFL Putting The Giants vs Panthers In Germany Has To Be Some Sort Of Sabotage To End International Games Forever
Olympic Drama: Germany Reportedly Removed Luna Bulmahn From The Women's 4x400 Relay After Arguing About Not Being Picked To Run The Mixed Relay With Her Boyfriend
Good Luck: German Authorities Tried To Convince England Fans To Drink Non-Alcoholic Beer Today Because Of The Heat (It's 84 Degrees)
Bagpipes. Drinking Bars Dry. Getting Naked To Jump In A River. Scotland Fans Are Dominating The Euros, Need Them In Every Major Tournament
Mental Warfare: Albania Fans Are Lining The Streets Of Germany And Snapping Spaghetti In Front Of Italians Before Their Euro 2024 Match
White Sox Dave Is In Germany Doing White Sox Dave Things: Thinks Germans Are Obsessed with Metallica, Not Realizing They Were Playing In Munich The Same Night
Important Sports Update: Fan-Favorite Alica Schmidt Officially Qualifies For The Olympics, Gets Her Chance At Redemption
'I've Never Been Dumped Like That Before' - Dumbest Bouncer In Germany Apparently Refused To Let Diletta Leotta Enter A Club Known For Music And Sex Parties
Nothing But Respect For This German Soccer Fan Who Stormed The Field And Berated The Entire Darmstadt Team After Losing 6-0
The Pro Football Football ShowBig Cat Breaks Will Compton & Taylor Lewan's Brains - The Pro Football Football Show Week 10
The Bills Are An Underdog For The First Time In Two Years. That's A Long Time! NFL Week 9 Stats And Trends
Tyreek Hill Openly Talking Shit About How He's 'Gonna Work' The Chiefs Just Further Proves How Dumb It Is That This Game Is In Germany
Marquez Valdes-Scantling Thinking Playing In Germany Sucks, But At Least He's Pumped That He Can Keep His Normal Pooping Routine
Friday News Dump: Heidi Klum Announced The Name For Each Of Her Boobs, Add Them To This Week's Dog Walk Draft Right This Second
SPORTS Blog: A Complete And Thorough Breakdown Of Alica Schmidt's (Dubbed The World's Sexiest Athlete) Offseason Workout Plan
Team USA Lets All Of America Down By Choking Against Germany And Blowing Their Chance At A Gold Medal
