The Dream Is Dead: Burnley Gave Up Its First Goal In Over 13 Matches So Now JJ Watt No Longer Has To Unretire And Play For The Bengals
'This Is My Pinky Game' - JJ Watt Promised Burnley's Goalie He'd Unretire, Play For The Bengals If They Don't Concede For The Rest Of The Season. It's Been 13 Straight Games Of Shutouts
'I Wanted Them In The Fucking Playoffs' - Travis Kelce Shuts Every Person Up Who Is Convinced The Chiefs Screwed The Bengals, Will Play Them In A Parking Lot
The Lowlight Of The NFL Season Wasn't All The Garbage Teams, Refs Or Anything Else - People Truly Think It Was The Chiefs Resting Their Starters
'I Don't Make Enough Money For That Shit' - Chase Brown Found Out Mid-Interview How Dumb The NFL Is, Can Fine Him For Jumping Into The Cowboys Kettle
Ja'Marr Chase Is Fed Up With The Bengals Defense Blowing Games, Sounds Like A Man Who Knows He Wasted An Entire Season
Problem Solved: Zac Taylor Brought Ping Pong Tables Back In The Bengals Locker Room To 'Create Energy And Competitiveness'
Fitting: The NFL Can't Flex Bengals/Cowboys Out Of Monday Night Football Because There's Been 'Too Much Work' Done On The Simpsons Alt-Cast
'Ask Zac. I Don't Call Plays For Us' - Ja’Marr Chase Sounds Like He's Sick Of Zac Taylor, Blaming Him For The Bengals Being Awful
'Hey, Get Me The Fucking Ball' - Joe Burrow Breaking Down How Ja'Marr Chase Tells Him He's Open Is Exactly Why Chase Is An Elite WR
Welcome To Hell: Joe Burrow And Ja'Marr Chase Both Are Now Talking About How Good They Have Been, Don't Understand How The Bengals Are 4-6
'I Didn't Study' - Ja'Marr Chase Reminded Some Nerd That He Went To LSU To Play Football After Being Asked If Playing On TNF Is Like Cramming For A Test
Macauly Culkin Looking Identical To Joe Burrow For Halloween Is Easily The Only Good Thing Going For The Bengals Right Now
The Same Old Pathetic Story - Giants Refuse To Make Winning Plays, Waste Every Opportunity And Blow Another Primetime Game
The Bengals Way: Fans Are Convinced Zac Taylor Threw Joe Burrow Under The Bus For The Coward, Loser Plays Called In Overtime
'That's Not My Question Right There' - Please Stop Asking Ja'Marr Chase If He Wears Baby Oil During Football Games
Private Meetings Between Joe Burrow And Zac Taylor, Fans Throwing Shit During Games - The Bengals Are Back To Being A Dysfunctional Franchse
Numbers Never Lie: Bengals Fans Can Stop Their Damn Crying Now That We Got A Deep Dive Of What Quarterback Gets Bailed Out The Most By Refs
