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Stathole

Comedic sports statistics for Pardon My Take. 1X Diamond level Yahoo fantasy football finisher. High fived Patrick Kane at John Barleycorns in 2010 before his whole crew got kicked out for fighting. Pretty sure it was ruled a major.

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 14

The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 14

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The Kansas City Chiefs Point Differential Is Comically Smaller Than Any Other 12-1 Team In Modern NFL History

The Kansas City Chiefs Point Differential Is Comically Smaller Than Any Other 12-1 Team In Modern NFL History

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Trevor Lawrence's Injury Is 100 Percent The NFL's Fault For Allowing Quarterbacks To Slide

Trevor Lawrence's Injury Is 100 Percent The NFL's Fault For Allowing Quarterbacks To Slide

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12/3/24 4:15 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 13

The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 13

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12/3/24 2:40 PM

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Fraud Watch - The Kansas City Chiefs Are The Worst 11-1 NFL Team Since The 1970 Merger By Point Differential

Fraud Watch - The Kansas City Chiefs Are The Worst 11-1 NFL Team Since The 1970 Merger By Point Differential

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11/30/24 3:00 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 12

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11/26/24 3:00 PM

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A Look Back At The Only Eight NFL Players To Score More Than Saquon Barkley's 74 Fantasy Points In Back-To-Back Games

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11/25/24 3:00 PM

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Wake Up Babe: New Stupidest Rule In The History Of The NFL Just Dropped

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11/24/24 9:08 PM

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In Honor Of The Lions Outgaining The Jaguars By 475 Yards On Sunday, Here Is A Breakdown Of The Top 5 Yardage Blowouts In NFL History

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11/19/24 9:30 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 11

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11/19/24 2:30 PM

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Sunday's Poetic Injustice Upon Chicago Bears Fans Caused By The Lifeless McCaskets Ownership

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11/18/24 3:00 PM

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The Saddest NFL Stats of Week 10

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11/12/24 5:15 PM

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NFL Record Breaking Joe Burrow And Ja'Marr Chase Commiseration Stats For Who Dey Nation

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11/8/24 10:45 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 9

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11/5/24 3:00 PM

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Matt Eberflus Passed Marty Mornhinweg In One Of The Saddest Coaching Stats Ever

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11/4/24 2:50 PM

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New York Sports Equinox Turns Equinoxious

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10/29/24 3:40 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 8

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10/29/24 1:30 PM

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Let's Use Today To Test Out My Model Showing Statistically Significant NFL Spread Beating Results

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10/27/24 2:30 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 7

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10/22/24 8:45 PM

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The NFL Is An Absolute Disgrace For Allowing Patrick Mahomes To Run Down The Safety Base Sideline

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10/21/24 2:20 PM

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A Full Breakdown Of The Worst Fantasy Football Weekly Score Perhaps Ever Recorded (1.22 Points)

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10/16/24 1:40 PM

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The Saddest Stats Of NFL Week 6

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10/15/24 1:40 PM

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Fuck It, Caleb Williams Stats...

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10/13/24 7:01 PM

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The AP Is Trying To Whitewash The NFL "Comeback Player Of The Year" Award From Effectively Saying "Hey, You Used To Suck"

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10/11/24 3:16 PM

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Fantasy Football Draft Revisited - How The Top 120 Drafted Players Have Helped Or Destroyed Your Team

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10/10/24 2:47 PM

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