Macauly Culkin Looking Identical To Joe Burrow For Halloween Is Easily The Only Good Thing Going For The Bengals Right Now

Nailed it. Gotta wonder how long Macauly has been sitting on this one, gotta assume ever since Burrow dyed his hair right? But it's more than this. As this is going viral and people talking about it, Burrow is out here making noise by saying nothing at all: 

Simply put, the Bengals are bad. They are a 3-5 football team despite having Burrow and Chase and all the hype coming into the year. They lost to the Patriots! Now you have Joe Burrow quietly begging for help, which is a good time to remind you that the Bengals have made 2 trades in the last 52 years.

Good luck with that Joe! This is why I kept trying to tell my idiot friends who are Bengals fans not to expect to be back in the Super Bowl. It's still the Bengals. They still aren't a quality-run franchise. Now you have Burrow out here saying this and Bengals fans freaking out because they all know the team needs some sort of help. We're at the point where the Bengals are doing math to figure out how to make the playoffs and saying things like it's a must win 

At least the Bengals have Culkin on their side, way to take some of the heat off the franchise. Everyone talking about how your star quarterback looks like the kid from Home Alone instead of Tee Higgins being hurt or the defense or dumb front office mistakes. Count it as a win for the Bengals!