Journalism is Officially Dead as Jim Acosta 'Interviews' the AI Bot of a Student Who Was Killed in the Parkland Shootings
Nathan Fielder Went On Wolf Blitzer CNN To Describe The FAA As "Dumb" After They Dismissed His Crucial Pilot Training Results In 'The Rehearsal'
History Will Remember 2025 as the Year Americans Brutally Fought Each Other Over a 19 Year Old Tech Nerd, Code Named 'Big Balls'
CNN is Accused of Staging the Release of a Syrian Prisoner. Bonus: The Guy They 'Freed' Was a Top Government Torturer.
A Reporter Asking An Incredibly Hungover Patrick Mahomes From Disneyland What He Thought About The NFL Being Rigged To Benefit Joe Biden Was Unreal
The New York Times Can Count Their Days After Publishing The Most "Inappropriate, Invasive and Untrue" Opinion Piece On Taylor Swift's Sexuality
Project Big ScreenMax is debuting An INSANE Feature Where CNN News Will Pop Up While You Watch HBO Content
We Need To Come Together As A Country And Fight This Report Claiming Americans Don't Love Ice Cream Anymore
Pro Tip on How to Address the PGA-Saudi Partnership: Don't Say 'Nobody's Perfect' Like Bryson DeChambeau Did
The Media Freakout Over Tucker Carlson Moving His Show to Twitter is Proof the Information Landscape Has Changed Forever
Barstool ChicagoCNN Completely Whiffing On Ringing In The New Year For The Central Times, Because They Had “Back Dat Azz Up” Playing Instead, Is The Only Sign We Need That 2023 Is Going to Be An Amazing Year
Barstool ChicagoWet Blanket Ryan Seacrest "Praises CNN" For Attempting to Rein In Andy Cohen's Drinking On New Years Eve. Andy Cohen Tells Everyone To Get Fucked, Because He Still Plans On "Torching The Place"
CNN Reporters Are Banned From Drinking During The 2023 New Years Eve Show Because The Hosts Got Too Loaded And It Was Actually Entertaining For Once
BREAKING: Twitter Deemed A Threat To National Security And Democracy By Their Own Head Of Cyber Security
The Head of CNN Quits When He's Caught Sleeping with One of His Executives. And it Was Chris Cuomo Who Outed Him.
A Very Drunk Andy Cohen Went On A Rant And A Half About Bill DeBlasio During CNN's New Year's Eve Broadcast
Barstool ChicagoDon Lemon and Dulce Rang In The New Year By Discussing “Broke Dick” Being Out In 2022 On CNN Last Night
