New Jersey Devils Injured Forward Jack Hughes (8-Weeks, Fleming Curse) Seen on Date With Tate McRae While Rehabbing Cut Hand

Does this mean the Fleming Curse is broken? Or is it stronger than ever? It's probably stronger than ever. Last Thursday, Frank The Tank went to dinner with the New Jersey Devils. At that very dinner, Devils' star forward, Jack Hughes cut his hand on some broken glass. He's out 8 weeks. One can only assume if Frank never shows up to dinner, that the Devils never gather around for this team picture, everybody in the restaurant starts moving differently (i.e. the butterfly effect), and Jack Hughes probably never cuts his hand on that glass. Fleming Curse. 

Last night, the New Jersey Devils played the Florida Panthers. The game was played in Sunrise, Florida. The Devils lost 1-0. Meanwhile, Jack Hughes is back home rehabbing his cut hand. Leaving him ample time to go on a date with one of the hottest young pop stars in the world. Tate McRae.

That's the thing about the Fleming Curse. The only person is truly affects is Frank Fleming. From where I'm sitting, the Fleming Curse seems to be working wonders for Jack Hughes. He's a 24 year old hockey all-star. One of the best players in the league. He cut his hand on a wine glass. After 8 weeks, he'll be perfectly fine. It'll be like it never happened. That $64M contract is still gonna clear. And now he's out on a date with Tate McRae. Here's another picture for reference. 

Meanwhile, over at Fleming Enterprises…

But maybe this all turns out to be a good thing. Maybe Jack Hughes and Tate McRae fall in love, Jack Hughes comes back from injury and leads the Devils to 20 straight wins, and the Prudential Center replaces that Chappell Roan song that Frank despises so much with some Tate McRae song that becomes the Devils new anthem and it propels them to a Stanley Cup.

Good for you, Jack Hughes. I thought it was kinda fucked up that whoever submitted that photo referred to you as "guy
9had a broken arm/ wrist". 

And good luck, Frank. The good news is, from what I can tell, Tate McRae is a legitimate hockey fan. She's Canadian. Her brother played at a pretty high level (college hockey at Dartmouth). There's much worse people for your star forward to be dating. To be honest, I'm not sure you could ask for anyone better.