It's Called Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Now Destroying Serie A, Shushing Rival Fans And Reminding Everyone He's Captain America
If Giusy Meloni Wants All Of Us To Cheer For AC Milan, We Have No Choice But To Declare Them America's Club
Zlatan Being Zlatan: Claims The Only People Who Think Scoring Goals Is Better Than Sex Are Those Who Are Awful At Doing It (Fucking)
Silver Lining For Italians: They Have Giusy Meloni All Over Their Screens To Help Them Get Over That USA Ass Kicking
Captain America: Christian Pulisic Is So Damn Good For AC Milan, He's Got Italian Commenters Chanting About The USA Mid-Match
Decent Run For Sandro Tonali - His Girlfriend Juliette Pastore Declares Summer Mood On After He Gets A $7 Million Per Year Deal From Newcastle
Zlatan - The Most Entertaining Man In Sports - Might Be Forced To Retire After Giving Milan One Last Party
Zlatan Doesn't Give A Damn About Retirement Because The 'Greatest Sadness Will Be Ours For Never Getting To Watch Him Again'
