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Chaps Having A Rifle In The Chicago Office Is A BAD Idea That Will End Poorly

Chaps Having A Rifle In The Chicago Office Is A BAD Idea That Will End Poorly

Captain Cons

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You Should Never, Under Any Circumstances, Strike Up A Conversation With Someone Who Is Trying To Peacefully Get Through Their Daily Commute

You Should Never, Under Any Circumstances, Strike Up A Conversation With Someone Who Is Trying To Peacefully Get Through Their Daily Commute

Captain Cons

5/12/23 2:05 PM

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WATCH: Kevin Holland, The Delta Force Soldier Who Captured Saddam Hussein From A Bunker In 2003, Gets DEEP Into The Details Of That Day's Raid

WATCH: Kevin Holland, The Delta Force Soldier Who Captured Saddam Hussein From A Bunker In 2003, Gets DEEP Into The Details Of That Day's Raid

White Sox Dave

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Coach K Put Me On His List

Captain Cons

11/15/22 4:10 PM

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Bold AmericanChina Recruits Americans Harder Than Nick Saban

Captain Cons

11/9/22 4:00 PM

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Breaking News: William Shatner is NINETY ONE YEARS OLD

Chaps

10/4/22 8:10 PM

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Bold AmericanKate Is Too Nice And I'm Sick Of It

Captain Cons

9/27/22 9:50 PM

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Bold AmericanFighting In Three Wars Is As Badass As It Gets

Captain Cons

9/17/22 12:01 PM

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Camouflaged Cupcakes: Canadian Soldier Gets Troops Super High During Artillery Exercise

Kate

8/19/22 6:00 PM

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The Dog WalkHow a Marine is Helping His Afghan Interpreter Escape the Taliban

Eddie

8/18/22 4:00 PM

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Tiktok Has Our Retinas, Facial Scans, And Every Single Piece of Data On Our Phones Which Might Cause The Downfall of Civilization

Chaps

8/16/22 2:00 PM

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The Wonton Don Had A Much Better Time In Iraq Than I Did In 2007

Chaps

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Jon Stewart Implores Veterans To "Be Very Careful. Anytime They Call You A Hero, They Are Ok With Letting You Die"

Chaps

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Rough N' RowdyMy RNR18 Opponent Is Pissing Me Off

Alex Bennett

Alex Bennett

7/30/22 12:00 AM

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Horny Rocket Scientist On The Hook For Hiring A Hooker To Work In A Government Contractor Job Whilst Cleaning His Apartment In The Nude And Giving Him Blow Jibbers

Chaps

7/22/22 3:00 PM

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A Congressman Faked Being A Paralyzed War Hero For 2 Years

Chaps

7/15/22 3:30 PM

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Lowering The BarThe Most Dangerous Spectacle In Racing: The Barstool 500

Vibbs

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Watch: U.S. Coast Guard Boat Gets Absolutely Bodied By The Waves At Ocean Beach

Pat

4/19/22 4:40 PM

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Bold AmericanDrug Deals, Murders, And A Bomb In A Dunkin' Cup: The First Ever ATF Agent To Infiltrate The Infamous Pagan Motorcycle Gang Tells All

Kate

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Bold AmericanSnitches On Martha's Vineyard Ruin Air Force Joyride To Pick Up 'Vintage BMW Motorcycle'

Kate

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Bold AmericanTexas Rep. Drops Reelection Bid After 'ISIS Bride' Ex-Lover Gets Tired Of Seeing His Face On Campaign Billboards & Outs Affair

Kate

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OTD In History: America Takes Control Of Iwo Jima And The Most Iconic Video Of The Pacific Theater Of WWII Is Forever Immortalized

White Sox Dave

2/23/22 3:40 PM

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Lowering The BarLowering The Bar Golf Challenge: Loser Eats Goat Balls

Vibbs

2/12/22 11:00 PM

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Twisted HistoryFuck it... I am feeling patriotic today.

Large

12/10/21 6:00 PM

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The Dozen Trivia LeagueLeague Villains Return For Classic Trivia Rivalry (The Dozen pres. by Barstool Bites, Match 158)

Jeff D Lowe

12/3/21 1:00 AM

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