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Captain Cons

Co Host of Zero Blog Thirty. Barstool Breakfast’s favorite cousin. Did you know I played football at West Point? Beat Navy.

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I'd Go Back To Iraq

I'd Go Back To Iraq

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There's Nothing Wrong With Shaming/Bullying/Busting Your Friends Chops To Get Them Where They Need To Be

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2/28/25 5:30 PM

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INTRODUCING The Newest Podcast From Barstool Sports...

INTRODUCING The Newest Podcast From Barstool Sports...

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2/21/25 6:00 PM

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Surviving Black Hawk Down On Netflix Is A Gripping Watch That Provides A Raw Look At War

Surviving Black Hawk Down On Netflix Is A Gripping Watch That Provides A Raw Look At War

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2/13/25 4:10 PM

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Fore PlayIt's High Time We Brought Back Being A Gentleman With Class

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2/12/25 6:20 PM

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America Is Too Casual

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2/3/25 11:40 PM

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The Truth About Ryan Day. Sorry, Buckeyes.

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1/23/25 4:45 PM

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Paul Finebaum And Joel Klatt Owe Me An Apology For Their Blasphemous Statements On Army Navy

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1/17/25 8:00 PM

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Zero Blog Thirty Final Episode - Mission Complete

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1/15/25 3:20 PM

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Re-do The Golden Globes And Give Jerry Jones An Award For His Guest Spot On Landman

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Best Of 2024 - Big T's Willingness To Skip A Sibling's Wedding To Watch College Football Is Childish Behavior

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12/26/24 9:00 PM

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Best Of 2024 - Men Taking Care Of Their Own Lawn Is Peak Manhood And Other Man Things

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12/23/24 2:00 PM

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We Need To Discuss The Most Ridiculous Part Of Christmas Vacation That No One Talks About

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12/5/24 3:15 PM

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The More You Know - NORAD Santa Tracker Started In 1955 By Accident

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12/3/24 9:15 PM

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If You Miss A Flight You Can't Call Yourself An Adult (BONUS: Inarguable Rules For Adults)

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12/2/24 7:30 PM

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Army Beating ND Will Be American Soup For the Soul On Saturday

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11/22/24 8:00 PM

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Navy Dropped Their Army Navy Uniforms And Meh

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11/20/24 8:00 PM

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Army Dropped Their Army/Navy Uniforms And Holy Hell

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11/18/24 7:00 PM

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Definitive List Of Best Thanksgiving Movies

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11/15/24 12:30 AM

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Delusional White Sox Dave Got Bodied And Responded By Challenging Me To Run A Mile...What?

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11/12/24 11:50 PM

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A Veteran's Reflection On Tuesday's Results

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11/6/24 3:15 PM

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Lowes, WaWa, And CVS Gang Up To Ruin Christmas

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10/31/24 4:45 PM

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Army Football Is Very Good And It's About Time People Started Noticing

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10/14/24 7:30 PM

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College Football Needs To Hurry Up And Wait

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10/10/24 4:20 PM

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Tradition Dismissed! Air Force Academy Cadets Quitting On Football Team

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