Sergio Aguero Vowed He'd Cut Off His Testicles If Manchester City Lost To Real Madrid, And, Well, People Are Ready For Him To Pay Up
The World Finding Out Mats Hummels Is Now Dating Model Nicola Cavanis Was Easily The Biggest Win During The Ballon d'Or Ceremony
Real Madrid Show Yet Again Why They're The Best Team In Professional Sports History And Win Their Record 15th Champions League Title
A Tale As Old As Time: Video Of Mbappe In Awe Of A Woman At Cannes Goes Viral, Internet Thinks They ID Her, She Promptly Gets 70k IG Followers
Bayern Munich Got Absolutely Screwed - One Of The Dumbest Ref Decisions Cost Them The Match, Sends Real Madrid To Champions League Final
Manchester City and Real Madrid Played One of the Greatest Champions League Games of All-Time That Could Make Anyone Love Soccer
Courts Ruled The Dumbass European Soccer Super League Can Be Played, Will Fail Miserably (Again) After A Bunch Of Clubs Refused To Play In It
Real Madrid's New Stadium Renovations Include a Revolutionary Retractible Field That Looks Like It Was Designed By Tony Stark Himself
Do Not Fuck With Swifties: Taylor Swift Fans Are Flooding Soccer's Golden Boy Award Votes After Finding Out Alejandro Balde Said He Didn't Like Her Music
Neymar Appears To Be Leaving PSG And Headed To Saudi Arabia's Al-Hilal After They Tried Signing Mbappe For $1.1 Billion
Mbappe Officially Rejects The $775 Million Deal From Saudi Arabia, PSG Claims He Did It Because He Already Signed A Deal With Real Madrid
UPDATE: Mbappe Reportedly Doesn't Want To Move To Saudi Arabia And Would Rather Sit On PSG's Bench All Year
A Saudi Arabian Club Has Officially Offered Mbappe The Most Outrageous, Fake Sounding Contract Ever - $775 MILLION For One Year
WHOA: PSG Has Pulled Mbappe From Its Lineup And Consider Him For Sale After Being Convinced He Already Agreed To Join Real Madrid
Ultimatums Always Work: PSG Says Mbappe Has To Sign A New Contract Extension Within Two Weeks To Stay With The Club
Kevin De Bruyne Got Revenge On Thibaut Courtois For Having An Affair With His Girlfriend By Scoring A Sick Champions League Goal Against Him
Erling Haaland's Dad Was Reportedly Booted From His Seat Yesterday For Taunting Real Madrid Fans, Accused Of Throwing Food At Them
Mishel Gerzig Delivered A Masterclass On How To Prepare To Watch A Real Madrid Champions League Semifinal Match
Guerschon Yabusele Body Slammed Donte Exum In What Was An Absolutely Wild Basketball Fight In The EuroLeague
This 6'9", 13-Year Old Who Dropped 56 Points And 33 Rebounds For Real Madrid Is The Most Dominant Basketball Player In The World
Unbelievable Twitter Thread Of The Wild Life Of Jese - Once Dubbed 'The Next Ronaldo' To Paying Over $5,000 To Sabotage His Fiancee On Reality TV
You Can't Be More Pathetic Than Atletico Madrid - Team Sent A Letter To Thibaut Courtois Demanding He Apologizes Or They'll Remove His Plaque
It Just Means More: Real Madrid And Atletico Madrid Fans Reportedly Organized A 10-on-10 Brawl Before Sunday's Match
Swift And Severe Punishment: Soccer Player Gets Hit With A 1-Game Suspension ... Except He, Uh, Retired Over A Year Ago
