Lighten the Fuck Up! A Burglar Broke Into a House & Tied Up the Husband & His Young Wife & Held Them at Gunpoint...
Thrifty Couple Calls 911 To Get Help With Their Move But Goody Two-Shoes Cops Can't Get Past The Fact They Were Actually Robbing A House
Some Burglar Thought He'd Broke Into Kylie Jenner's Home Only To Find Himself Face To Face With Compton-Born 6 Foot 6 NBA Star DeMar DeRozan
This Woman That Climbed Through A McDonald's Drive Thru Window, Stole Cash, Happy Meals, And A Drink Is My Hero
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Burglar Who Drank Whiskey And Ate Muffins Then Fell Asleep Naked In The House?
We Need To Locate, Draw, And Quarter The Burglars Who Forced John's Roast Pork To Shut Down After Stealing Charity Donations