Lighten the Fuck Up! A Burglar Broke Into a House & Tied Up the Husband & His Young Wife & Held Them at Gunpoint...
JamesBrey. Getty Images.A burglar broke into a home early one evening and held the husband and his young wife hostage at gunpoint. He forced the two of them to sit on chairs and then tied them up.
The burglar began robbing the house of everything of value: cash, jewelry, and electronics. When he was done, the homeowners were still bound to their chairs and unsure what the burglar was gonna do to them…
Suddenly, the man yelled to the burglar, "Please untie her, please, just let her go!"
"No! I'm not untying either of you so you can call the cops!" the burglar replied.
The man persisted, "Please, just untie her, I'll do anything!"
"Look, I need the money, and I'm not going back to prison," the burglar replied with desperation in his voice. "I'm sorry, but I can't leave anything to chance. I'm not untying her!"
"I'm begging you, man, just let her go. She won't call the cops, I promise!" the man pleaded.
Still unwilling to budge, the burglar did find it quite touching how much his male hostage cared about his young wife.
"Wow," he said, "You must really love your wife to beg me to untie her like that…"
"Not really," the man replied, "It's just that she's gonna be home in fifteen minutes, and she won't be happy…"
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