'I'm Scared' - Anthony Edwards Is Basically Begging The Wolves Not To Treat Him Like Luka, Knows Anyone Can Get Traded Now
There's a Diabolical Theory That Dallas Mavericks' Ownership Plans to Tank The Franchise So They Can Build The World's Greatest Destination Resort Casino
The Doug Gottlieb Disaster Train Rolls On, This Time Demanding An Apology "From Every Fucking One Of You When His Team Starts Winning"
Some Things Are Bigger Than Sports - Nashville Has Submitted A Bid For A WNBA Team, And The Name Would Honor Pat Summitt
Skell Of The Week: This Guy Inexplicably Moving A Bench Across The Court During A Fast Break Deserves Jail Time
'What Are We Doing? I Can't Believe This!' - Kentucky High School Team Walks Off Court, Forfeits After Their Entire Bench Got Ejected
Set The Tone: A Providence Student Was Ejected From The Arena For Stealing A Basketball During Warmups, Hiding In The Bathroom With It
"I'm Not Going to That Rat Infested Place" - Charles Barkley Bashes San Francisco, Says He Will Not Be Attending NBA All-Star Game
'You Play With Legos!' - Isaiah Stewart Wasted No Time To Basically Call Myles Turner A Dork While They Were In The Middle Of A Skirmish
'Do We Need To Throw Hands' -Shaq And Dwight Howard Are Once Again Threatening Each Other, Arguing On Twitter And It's Time For Them To Fight
'I'm Not Quitting Like Some Other Coaches' - Rick Pitino Doesn't Care How Difficult Things Are, He Ain't Ever Leaving College Hoops (Again)
The Decision, Again - Bryce James (The Other Son) Officially Committed To Arizona, Turned Down Ohio State And Duquesne
'I'm Exhausted' - Jim Larranaga Announced He's Retiring Today, Decided It Was Time To Step Down When Miami Lost To Mount St. Mary's
'People Like Me Are Really Good For Sports' - Dan Hurley Won't Ever Stop Being A Lunatic, Is Right That College Hoops Needs Someone Like Him
It Just Means More: The SEC Is Having The Best Start To A College Basketball Season A Conference Has Ever Seen
Any Idiot Who Complains About The College Basketball Regular Season Needs To Sit Down And Watch Tomorrow's Loaded Schedule
'It's The Worst Thing In The World' - Penny Hardaway Is Trying To Claim Only Memphis Is The Only Team In The Country Who Gets Punished For A Loss
'He's Lying On My Name ' - Jalen Brunson Is Not Going To Let Josh Hart Get Away With Claims That He Was Pleading To 'Take Dick'
College Basketball Fans Need To Bully Florida Into Letting 7'9" Olivier Rioux Play This Year So We Can See This Giant In A Real Game
'This Is A Building Where No. 1 Teams Go To Die' - Greg McDermott Dropping This Line As Creighton Fans Party On The Court Is Why College Hoops Remains Awesome