The Gloves Are Off! Jordon Hudson Posts Online That She Is Suing Pablo Torre

Ok, so here's my understanding of everything that has unfolded in this soap opera up until now. 

Back in May, Pablo Torre did a whole investigative podcast arc on Bill Belichick’s much-younger girlfriend, Jordon Hudson, saying UNC had essentially banned her from the football facility and that Bill’s own family was "deeply worried she was bad for his legacy and reputation."

UNC then came out saying basically that, “Actually, no, she’s allowed in the building,” in very PR-speak, which made Torre’s reporting look, at minimum, a little over dramatic and exaggerated. 

It's been a roller coaster ever since the Bill & Jordon show, excuse me, I mean The Jordon and Bill show, arrived at Chapel Hill.

With one of the more peculiar moments occurring last week when Bill was spotted at his babe's Coed Adult Cheerleading competition. 

Pussy Love makes even the toughest men do strange things. It's a tale as old as time. So you won't find me casting any stones.

Fast forward to this weekend, and this heater of a rumor drops alleging that Jen Belichick, wife of Steve and daughter-in-law to Bill, read Bill the riot act in front of Steve, Bill, and Jordon herself, for upwards of 40 minutes. Allegedly.

Which brings us to yesterday, where Hudson fired back the only way people under 30 know how- Instagram. 

She posted the above selfie in her UNC all-access pass, wearing a cute little “banned” necklace, and casually tagged Pablo in the caption with, “P.S. I’m suing you @pstorre.” 

That’s it. That’s the legal notice. No lawyer statement, no filing, just a caption. Cold-blooded.

Pablo responded on twitter in full media guy mode, basically treating it as content, saying he assumes this means she’s turning down his invite to come on his podcast, and that he looks forward to hearing from her. 

I have nothing against Pablo Torre, but if we're being honest, this was a bitch move. 

All of this is happening while the 73-year-old greatest mind to ever coach football is slogging through a 4-7 first season at a fucking basketball school, losing to Duke and missing a bowl, with his love life generating more headlines than his actual football team.

The people at Bravo have got to be losing their minds over how bad they wish they had signed the rights to film this shit show. This whole circus has blown any of the manufactured garbage on that network out of the water.