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It's a classic arcade game challenge and The Bad Boys of Barstool (Tommy Smokes and myself incase that isn't obvious) have reunited to take the title as best gamers in the office. Fuck Smitty & MRags. The B.B.O.B. were once the most feared Jenga Duo in the office as Goose Mode, we've rebranded, and now we are fucking up teams under the name Team Screwdriver

Holy fuck, dem boyz bad. There is only one man on the planet who is badder than these stone cold killers. That's Billy Mitchell.

If you've never seen the documentary King of Kong: Fist Full of Quarters stop what you're doing right now and immediately go watch. No exaggeration, Fist Full of Quarters is a top 5 all-time documentary (not including Ken Burns docs) falling in at #5 on my list, but as far as entertainment value goes it could easily be #2.

  1. Hoop Dreams 
  2.  Harlan County USA 
  3. LA 92 
  4. Highschool (1968)
  5.  King of Kong: Fist Full of Quarters 

If you're a sports fan and don't include the Steve Weibe vs. Billy Mitchell rivalry with Brady vs. Manning, Chestnut vs. Kobayashi, Tiger vs Phil, then you are NOT a real sports fan. Bar-stool SPORTS. This epic rivalry wouldn't be as incredible without the ultimate villain, Billy Mitchell. You don't root for Steve Weibe because he is a loser with a wife and kid who plays donkey kong in his garage, you root for him because he's the guy that's going to beat that son of a bitch Billy Mitchell. 

Luckily we won't be going head to head with Billy Mitchell, but he will be able to sub in one time for each player. I had no need for Billy in the first round, in fact, I impressed the Black Haired Devil with my high score and INTENSE fingering skills.

Strong fingering can only get you so far in life and this tournament.  It will come down to how bad Tommy Smokes wants beat off the competition to keep his winning streak alive. 

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