"The Worst Thing He Did Was Wake Up The Houston Astros" - Martín Maldonado Gave An Ice Cold Response About His Confrontation With Adolis Garcia
The Twins Rolled Out The Red Carpet For Their ALDS Game Against Houston, And Proceeded To Get Spanked By The Astros
Astros Fans Got So Excited The Playoffs Are Back At Minute Maid Park That They Started Fighting Each Other
The Houston Astros Clinched The American League West On The Final Day Of The Season, But Did Texas Fumble The Bag?
Things Are Getting Chippy Out West As Hector Neris Struck Out Julio Rodriguez Then Proceeded To Charge At Him While Talking Shit Which Caused The Benches To Clear
Justin Verlander Put His Nuts On The Table Last Night And May Have Saved The Astros Season With a Vintage Performance
The Astros Bludgeoned The Rangers To Death On Their Way To A Record Breaking 50 Hits And 16 Home Runs In A 3-Game Series Sweep
Tonight Former Teammates And Future Hall Of Famers Justin Verlander And Max Scherzer Face Off Against Each Other For The First Time In A Massive Game For Both Their Teams
Last Night Jose Altuve Hit Three Home Runs In Three Innings Against The Rangers As The Astros Re-Took First Place In The AL West
"Shock, Disgust, Happiness, Sweat, And A Little Bit Of Lust Baby" -ESPN's Interview With The Dad Who Committed Fan Interference Last Night Will Not Be Topped All Year
Mickey Mantle + Bo Jackson + Mike Trout? Jasson Dominguez AKA "The Martian" Did Little To Quiet The Insane Hype Around Him During His Debut Weekend
