E11even In Miami Seems Like The Perfect Spot For Sam Bennett To Announce He's Not Leaving The Florida Panthers
Brad Marchand Made Sure To Spend Some Time On Instagram Thanking Every Team That Helped Put The 2025 Stanley Cup Champion Florida Panthers Together
Ultimate Captain: Aleksander Barkov Went Around His Neighborhood At 5am Banging On Everyone's Front Door To Bring Them The Stanley Cup
2x Stanley Cup Champ And Ultimate Hockey Warrior, Matthew Tkachuk, Reveals He Tore His Abductor Straight Off The Bone This Year
For The 32nd Year In A Row, The Stanley Cup Is Remaining In America With The Florida Panthers Going Back-to-Back
"Pure Verbal Hate": Apparently This Stanley Cup Final Is Filled With The Most Vile Shit Talk In Years
Corey Perry, Who Might Legitimately Be A Vampire, Willed The Edmonton Oilers Back To Life During The 1st Intermission After Being Down 3-0
ALL HAIL KING LEON: Leon Draisaitl Is The Clutchest Man To Ever Live, Caps Off Insane Oilers Comeback Win In Overtime Of Game 4
Brian Boucher Was A Couple Drops of H2O Away From Jumping Into The Oilers' Bench And Fighting Jake Walman For Squirting Water Across The Benches
The Edmonton Oilers Have Finally Figured Out That Taking 21 Penalties In A Single Stanley Cup Final Game Is A Great Way To Get Your Shit Pumped
"The Rematch": There's Nothing The NHL Does Better Than Pump Out Elite Commercials Heading Into The Cup Final
Do You Believe In Miracles: The Carolina Hurricanes Have Won A Conference Final Game After Getting Their Asses Kicked For 19 Years
The Carolina Hurricanes Have Now Lost 15 Eastern Conference Final Games In A Row, Which Is Equal Parts Impressive And Pathetic
Spittin' ChicletsCharles Barkley Joins Spittin' Chiclets And Biz Makes A Last Minute Move To Save The Leafs Season
William Nylander Is Going To Have To Go Into Witness Protection Program After Things Got Spicy At The End Of The Leafs vs Panthers Game 4
