Trying To Escape The Police By Stealing An Ambulance Then Crashing Into A Bunch Of Cars Is Such A Rookie Move
Telling Police You Stole A Car Because You Took LSD And Thought You Were Living In Grand Theft Auto Isn't The Worst Excuse In The World
Holding Onto A Door Handle And Getting Dragged By A Car With Your Pants Down Is A Bad Look For Any Suspected Carjacker
