A Milwaukee Restaurant Somehow Couldn't Find A Table For Giannis Antetokounmpo About An Hour After He Won Yesterday's Game Vs. The Celtics

What the fuck was that, Milwaukee? Are there a plethora of 6’11” superduperstar athletes in the city limits that deserve VIP treatment after putting the entire state on their back in a playoff game? Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers were coming there as early as the late 1600s to trade with the Native Americans. Actually it’s pronounced “Mill-e-wah-que” which is Algonquin for “the good land”. I get all that. But I still don’t understand how the Greek Freak can get an All-NBA nod and a Blowjob Bell in the same calendar year but can’t get a seat at Bel Air fucking Cantina after winning a playoff game with a tip-in. Giannis shouldn’t have to worry about a table or paying a bill in Milwaukee for the foreseeable future. At least the Bucks fans did their part.

I could see if this happened in New York or L.A. where there are 8 kabillion people and celebrities out the ass. And even there, Giannis would be able to take the table of anybody in the city. The Bucks are lucky they locked up Giannis for the foreseeable future or else there would be Photoshops and tacky open invitations from Mexican restaurants in every NBA city the millisecond the Bucks season ended. And the fact Giannis didn’t go with the “Do you know who the fuck I am?” on the entire restaurant only further his case for being the most likable superstar in the NBA. Maybe Kevin Durant had a point when he said Giannis should just play for himself. Shameful shit, Milwaukee.

Hot Seat: Bel Air Cantina
Cool Throne: DiModa Pizza (AND Hot Spot! Milwaukee sounds fun as fuck)

Also shout out to the guy that noticed this for being a Stoolie.

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