Wild Video Of A TSA Worker Running A Smoking Backpack Out Of Baggage Line

Buddy, no one was expecting you to be a hero. Not for thirty-grand a year. Thank you, but next time you can just run. God forbid the smoke was coming from an explosive you’d have been turned into a cloud of pink mist. Lucky for everyone involved, it was nothing more than a bad computer battery but the point remains- just run. I’d be out of there so fast the black dude in Jackass would be thanking me for making him look like a hero.

And how about grandma fanning it like a stove top? I’d say she’s brave but I genuinely think she had no idea what was going on. TSA guy on the other hand is a hero. Even though it was nothing, the fact that he decided to risk it warrants some sort of monetary reward. Or at least a break from doing the private screenings. Cavity searches in the Florida heat are no joke. Judging from his reaction I’d say he’s seem some shit. Probably been working the line for years. He was too calm for a guy who may or may not be carrying a bomb.

At any rate, airports are some of the most secure places in the country thanks to people like him. So next time you’re about to bitch about how long the security lines are remember this fucking guy. The man who risked it all to to keep the line moving.