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Stevie Wonder Shooting A Free Throw Will Make You Think Twice About Him Not Really Being Blind

Now listen this can go 1 of 2 ways.

1) Stevie Wonder is as blind as a bat. I mean that video right there looks like someone gave a ball to a blind man and asked him to throw it through a hoop that he absolutely cannot see. At all. I dont know who thought this was a good idea. “Hey lets grab the blind guy and make him do athletic things that require sight in front of a whole gym of people! Lets film it!” This is some proof that Stevie Wonder is, in fact, very blind.

Or.

OR.

2) This is exactly what a person faking being blind would want out there for everyone to see. Hey everyone look at me! Look how blind I am! Did you see that free throw! Absolutely trash! I couldnt see where the hoop was AT ALL. Because I’m BLIND!

I mean who else would let themselves get embarrassed like that doing all sorts of blindo stuff on camera? Any self respecting blind person would be like “Yo I can’t see. I’m not gonna shoot free throws for you like some sort of blindo dancing monkey.” Unless of course that person wanted everyone to think he was very very blind. In that case this is just a great opportunity to continue one of the most elaborate hoaxes and lies this world has ever seen.

So the Stevie Wonder Free Throw will be a seminal moment in our lives. It either confirms Stevie is blind or it confirms hes one of the greatest liars of all time. One or the other. No middle ground.