We Need To Not Ask Why A Team Is Playing A Bunch Of Nuns, But Rather Marvel In Their Motion Offense

So many questions. So fucking many questions or so many fucking questions, whichever you prefer. I had to ask Shaun, ryder and a beast, our social guy if this was A- a real video 2- recently submitted and D- what the fuck it is. I'm still astounded this is real. Literally astounded. I can't possibly fathom how it's real. 

In the year 2025, we have full blown nun schools? And they have sports programs? I guess my friend Nolan was right a long time ago when referring to Nuns moving around the country like "a minor league system", if one parish gets short they call one up from somewhere else and ship em out to fill the void. I'm still astounded how we even have nuns nowadays and who signs up to do it (side note- most nuns would discipline the kids with a ruler like my Dad told me about in the 70's ... different times). I guess I respect the devotion to service, and they do provide you food and housing, but it's a life of loneliness if you ask me. Anyway, it turns out this is both real and recent, which is insane. Again, so many fucking questions. 

But let's not focus on that because we would be here all day scratching out heads like a baboon installing a lightbulb. Let's instead focus on the motion offense. Look at these (I assume) old hags moving without the ball. I know it's just 10 seconds, but we got a cut through, a replace from the corner, and a flash to the post. Let's fucking go ladies! Everyone knows I'm a sucker for sets, motion offense and the ins and outs of the game of basketball. Look no further than Saturday's tweet about Bradley's BLOB to win the game. 

I now need a full game tape of these nuns. NEED IT. This is basketball baby, move the ball, cut, pass, flash the post. No wonder they are Catholics, the catholic church is the most stubborn fucking thing on the planet, it took 27 centuries to change the prayers at a Sunday mass (I still say all the old ones). You think they are changing their sets? They probably been running this since Mother Teresa and Sr.Mary McKillop were playing pick up games in the rectory. Old school basketball, gotta love it. I need to see more of this team. NEED IT.