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Jimmy Butler Abused The 76ers Into A Team Meeting And It May Have Given The Heat Their Swagger Back

HERE COMES DADDY!! Hahaha, a tale as old as time. Jimmy Butler thrives on tormenting the sorry excuse of a franchise that is the Philadelphia 76ers—and honestly, can you blame him? They chose Tobias Harris over Jimmy Butler! Of course, he’s taking that personally.  

Last night was a masterpiece. All it took was a game against the 76ers for Jimmy Butler to turn on the jets in a regular-season matchup, and boy, did he deliver: 30 points, 10 rebounds, and 5 assists. That’s about as close to “Playoff Jimmy” as we’re getting until the postseason—or until our next game against Philly. You just know no one was happier this morning than Jimmy, waking up to the news that the 76ers held a team meeting after getting absolutely smoked by the Heat. Even if it had nothing to do with us and everything to do with their star player ghosting practices and their miserable 2-11 record through 13 games, the timing couldn’t have been more poetic for Jimmy Butler and Heat fans everywhere.  

But wait—there’s more. Not only did we embarrass those crumbs, but something magical happened last night. I think the Miami Heat finally got their swagger back. And no, it had nothing to do with those new “blood red” jerseys. It had everything to do with the postgame press conference featuring Jimmy Butler and Tyler Herro. Watching them dap each other up like they’d just pulled off a flawless two-man operation with two bad baddies from South Beach brought me pure joy and fresh optimism for the Heat’s future.  

Don’t look now, but the Miami Heat might be back. It’s early, but that energy? That chemistry? It’s starting to feel real again. For one night, at least, everything clicked. And if we keep playing like this, there’s no telling how far this squad can go.  

Heat Nation, it’s time to believe again.