What Warnings Would You Give Someone About Your Body If They Borrowed it?

This was definitely the voicemail of the week this week on KFC Radio. In short, if your body was like a car and people could borrow it, what are some warnings you would give people about it before they started to use it? KFC and Feits took two very different approaches here, KFC listing off his laundry list of ailments, and Feits letting the body borrower know there’s gonna be some times where you think a guy is hot and you might even have the urge to kiss him…but you’re definitely NOT gay.

No disrespect to the fellas, but this feels more like an old dogs question because as far as I’m concerned my body is still running like a lamborghini in peak condition. Probably more like a Kia Soul or a Prius if we’re being honest but you get the point…there’s not many warnings to give.

I’ve got a bum arm (2 plates and 12 screws in it…no big deal) 

So if you’re into tossing around heavy weight that might be a bit of a hindrance to you but let me tell you, for the average Joe it’s a great excuse to not go to the gym. I’ve been using it for 6 years and don’t plan on stopping anytime soon.

You’re also never gonna leave a conversation with someone feeling like you crushed it. Instead you’ll just sit in bed at night going over every single conversation you had that day muttering to yourself about how poor your performance was throughout the whole conversation. Haha just kidding that’s definitely NOT something I do on a nightly basis. What a loser you’d be for doing something like that.

The one thing I’d for sure have to say is let me tell you brother…that urinal water is pretty, pretty cold so be sure you’re ready for that. 

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