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Nobody Has Ever Been More In Love Than This Lovely Phillies Fan Couple

Little something about me—I love love. Makes me so dang happy to see two people find their counterpart in another. 

Now like everything in life, love is on a spectrum. Unfortunately it doesn’t always work out perfectly for some. But if you were to take the completely maxed out end of that spectrum, that’s where you’d find these two love birds. 

Nothing like heading down to Citizens Bank Park on an August Saturday night. You can start to feel a hint of October baseball in the air as the Phillies blank the Braves 3-0. And while Zack Wheeler is spending 7 innings dropping loads all over Atlanta’s hitters, you’re letting the whole ballpark know exactly where your loads are ending up. If that’s not true love, I don’t know what is. 

Typically I’m anti-gimmicky outfits like “I’m with stupid”. But this one just hits.  Or splatters, I guess.

Sidenote: wonder if these two were knocking boots in their Range Rover while parked on Kelly Drive the other day.