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Brain Dead Bozo Claims That "Well Actually, Jalen Hurts Is Bad Because He Hasn't Thrown Enough Interceptions During Training Camp"

Okay so first off, I wish there was a way to write this blog without giving that gigantic sack of shit Nick Wright any extra views. The dude admitted multiple times throughout that clip that he knows the only reason people are going to talk about this take is because of how ridiculous it is. He's just another gutless weasel in the long line of shameless hacks in the media who have realized the easiest way to get people to notice you is to shit talk Philly sports. You don't need talent, you don't need insight, you don't need any redeemable qualities at all. The only thing you have to do is hate on Philly sports, and then we all fall directly into the trap of giving you the attention that you so desperately crave because your parents never told you they were proud of you enough as a kid. 

But even for talentless hacks, this is such an incredible take. Nick Wright has gone full Goldie Locks on this one to open up and entire new avenue of hating on quarterbacks. If you throw too many picks, it's because you stink. That's been the general consensus amongst all sports fans ever since the forward pass was invented. But the popular belief had always been that throwing very few to no interceptions at all would make you a great quarterback. The opposite of dog shit is GOAT shit. But Nick Wright is here to buck that train of thought. 

Because as it turns out, throwing no picks at all also means that you stink. How could that be possible, you may ask yourself? Well that's where you need to throw on a hazmat suit and dig into the completely rotted and decaying brain of Nick Wright. It certainly can't be that a quarterback has developed his game and feeling more confident under a new coordinator, which has now unlocked his ultimate ability to put nearly every pass in a spot where your extremely talented receivers can make a play. It's gotta be that the quarterback isn't taking enough risks. That he's playing it too safe. It's the type of mental gymnastics that make Simone Biles look like she's never even taken a tumbling class before. 

So I guess credit to Nick Wright on that one. The man may never truly believe a word that comes out of his own mouth, and I'm sure there are plenty of demons that come along with living a life like that, but he's one of the best shitpost engineers the world has ever witnessed. 

@JordieBarstool