UFC Fighters Almost Brawl In The Cage Right Before Their Fight Starts, Proceed To Have The Most Boring Fight Ever

Muhammad Mokaev and Manel Kape have been beefing all week. Bad blood to the extreme.

Just a few days ago, Mokaev allegedly ambushed Kape at his hotel in Manchester, asking for a photo "for peace" and then suckerpunching him....

Then, at ceremonial weigh-ins, they couldn't even get close to each other without giving Dana White and UFC security a collective heart attack....

….and Mokaev was launching water bottles at Kape, while he was launching death threats back….

Tonight at UFC 304, when they made their way into the octagon to finally throw down - they decided they couldn't wait even a second longer and tried to scrap before Buffer could even announce them….

So I know what you're thinking - they must've went in there and had a Don Frye/Yoshihiro Takayama-esque slobberknocker full of devastating significant strikes, bloodly elbows, ground and pound, and more!

Muhammed Mokaev and Manel Kape just STUNK THE JOINT UP with an incredibly boring fight which barely featured any action whatsoever. Referee Mike Beltran literally had to ask for activity with a couple minutes left in the first round. 

I think the most significant things that happened in the fight were Kape breaking a toe and Mokaev egregiously cheating and exposing Kape's ass to the world….

They had the audacity to hug and make up after the fight, as if that shitty three round affair settled their beef - but that bout was such an insult to the audience they should've just shuffled them both outta the cage without any post-fight interviews. Mokaev even trying to ask for a title shot after that performance should get his ass cut (or not re-signed, being this was the last fight on his contract). That's all the attention they deserve tonight, though, so this blog is over.