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Shaq Proved That No Matter How Rich Or Famous You Are, Hitting Your Friends With A Nasty Fart Will Always Be Hilarious

I feel confident in saying that this room stunk for hours. Do you know how nasty a bad lasagna fart from Shaq has to smell? That thing lingered and poor Ernie was stuck next to him. But look at this. This was at halftime of the Kings/Warriors game. A massive night of playoff basketball and this is how the halftime show started. It's why it's the best show on TV. People could be breaking down the defensive scheme of the Warriors or they could be asking Shaq if he lit a fire by him. Instead we're embracing debate on whether or not Shaq did in fact shit in his chair. 

I feel bad for Shaq here. I know you should feel bad for everyone else in the room, but you ever have bubble guts? It's the worst feeling. Shocking he trusted that fart. Plus bad lasagna can ruin your week, let alone your night. The man is stuck in that chair on national TV with the massive stomach rumbling. He's just hoping to squeak out a couple farts while breaking down Malik Monk's offensive game. 

These guys are multi-millionaires and laughing like this over a fart. It just shows that no matter how old we get. No matter how rich you get. Farts are funny. Even Ernie Johnson is laughing and setting it all up. That man is a respected studio host. He's the one there that should be trying to take everything serious and even he's giggling. Pray for that seat because it's stained.