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Nobody Has Ever Gotten Buckets More Than This Dude Playing Hoops In Just His Whitey Tighties

I’m a firm believer in ball is life. It’s a bit overstated of a line, but it’s still something I believe in. Hell, it’s part of the reason I have this job. That said. No one and I mean no one has ever lived the ball is life world more than my man here.

My man is going to get buckets and not give a shit about how he looks doing it. I mean look at that form! Is he a lefty or righty? He pushes that shot. The elbow is flying all over the place. He’s gotta get that shooting form down, but it works. Dude doesn’t miss.

This man is a professional bucket-getter. Doesn’t matter time of day or where he’s at. He’s going to get his.

Oh, yeah, the underwear thing is weird. Just put on shorts, man.