Rudy Giuliani Wanted To Make It Very Clear That Witches Should Not Be Offended By The Term "Witch Hunt"

I’ll be honest, I don’t keep track of the day-to-day politics like some people do because I have always and will always hate politics and politicians, regardless of party. If you want some takes on that type of stuff, read Riggs’ blogs or listen to some Hard Factor episodes.

However, I do keep track of curses and workings of the underworld as a smut blogger and I have to tip my cap to Rudy for trying to wash his hands of the way the term Witch Hunt has been thrown around. The minute you hear that you may be insulting witches in any way, you better do damage control that instance or you may have a spell on your ass by morning and turn into a frog or some shit. Rudy Giuliani doesn’t strike me as a guy that scares easily, either. He made a name for himself prosecuting members of the Five Families of the mafia during the 80s, took over New York City when it was a dirty crime-infested dump in the 90s, and did as good a job as a leader could do during the immediate aftermath of 9/11. But ol’ Rudolph clearly didn’t want any smoke with any witch’s brew and I don’t blame him one bit. Witchcraft has been around longer than America has for a reason and that reason is because it’s real as shit. You don’t stay relevant as a mythical creature for all these years unless there is some truth to the magic. Shit, I once saw a Zimbabwean midget win a trip to Vegas by placing curses on college basketball teams during March Madness.

If you think Kansas State made it to the Sweet 16 based on the 18-22 year old players and some good coaching, you simply don’t understand the way the real world works. I know it, you know it, and longtime Stoolie Rudy Giuliani knows it. And that’s why he wanted to make sure the W H word was not being used in any fashion that could be seen as disrespectful. I know the Trump administration has been under fire from different legal agencies, media entities, and government bodies. But none of those compare to being in the crosshairs of witches. So hats off to Giuliani for trying to put out that fire before it became a 5 alarm blaze in some witch’s cauldron. Getting a witch’s curse placed on your ass is no way to start a new year.