I Ran Into My Arch Nemesis Stephon Marbury in New York City

“What happens when an immovable object meets an unstoppable force?” – The Joker

Not sure who is the object and who is the force but I feel like that is an appropriate quote for a situation like this.

Was planning on using this footage to build up to the Sharks season but once Marbury announced his intentions for an NBA comeback I realized I needed to spend all day putting this video together.

Also, Marbury left an insanely long caption on his Instagram post about his NBA comeback. It’s worth a full blog at some point later this week but I’ll just leave you with two quick points for now.

“I’m making a #nba come back for the fans who want to see me play my last year as a pro. After hearing so many people say come back I finally prayed about it and gave it major thought. I thought the perfect ending would of been retiring with the Beijing Ducks but it’s clear the GM had other thoughts which is fine. My love for the ducks will always be A1 from day 1. I still have a lot of go in me as a player and at 40 being able to play at a high level is a gift. Being able to stay mentally focused and physically fit takes a different type of discipline. I’m motivated to make this the best year of my career as I end a 21 year long journey in the game I love. It’s been a blessing to play 13 years in the @nba and this year 9 years in the @cbachinaChina has groomed my game and my style of play. China made me sharp and consistent. We practice Monday-Wed from 9-11:45 and 3-5:45. Thursday one practice 9-11:45 and Friday-Sat same schedule as M-W. I thought I would die at first coming from the NBA where you can’t practice that long before the season starts. Oh and we do that for over 40 days. This way of training can either break you or make you. I’d like to look at it as it made me. So I’m ready and prepared to take on a challenge I once faced but with chips under my belt along with all that has come with winning chips in China. Statues, museum, green card, Honorary citizen, ambassador for the environmental protection bureau, key to the city, only 30 people ever to receive the key to the city of Beijing and MY PEACE something no one can ever take. So with all of these things I feel complete and ready to turn towards the last page of my basketball dairy that I’ve been writing since 95 when I left Lincoln High. I thank all of the positive energy from all those who showed it throughout my time away from the NBA. Thank you for always keeping it 100. @stephonmarbury_3 @espn @marcjspears @nytimes @nypost @nydailynews@newsday @slamonline #starburymovement #starbuy #loveislove

1. “China made me sharp and consistent” – Stephon Marbury

Bro…do we live in the same country???

2. “Statues, museum, green card, Honorary citizen, ambassador for the environmental protection bureau, key to the city, only 30 people ever to receive the key to the city of Beijing and MY PEACE something no one can ever take.” – Stephon Marbury

Being the ambassador for China’s environmental protection bureau isn’t exactly something I’d bragging about. It’s pretty much the equivalent of saying your the ambassador of North Korea’s nuclear non-proliferation bureau. You have enough legit impressive accomplishments in China to probably leave that one off the list next time.

Don’t get me wrong tho, I’m genuinely Pro-Peacestar now; this is just a gimmick. It’s still #fucktheducks obviously but when it comes to Marbury #loveislove. Wearing my Starburys as we speak. However, if he ends up playing for the Milwaukee Bucks I’m not opposed to some solid #FucktheBucs chants for old times sake.

Donnie Does

25 videos

1
I Reviewed the Hospitality Houses as the Summer Games

I Reviewed the Hospitality Houses as the Summer Games

2
Meeting Fans From Every Country at the Summer Games (LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS)

Meeting Fans From Every Country at the Summer Games (LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS)

3
I Tried to Find Nicky Smokes and Ben Mintz a Wife at the Shanghai Marriage Market

I Tried to Find Nicky Smokes and Ben Mintz a Wife at the Shanghai Marriage Market

4
The Shark Knight Returns: Back At My First Shanghai Sharks Game in FIVE YEARS

The Shark Knight Returns: Back At My First Shanghai Sharks Game in FIVE YEARS

5
Inside the Life of Pangzai: The Chinese Drinking King

Inside the Life of Pangzai: The Chinese Drinking King

6
Reuniting with Pangzai After FOUR YEARS

Reuniting with Pangzai After FOUR YEARS

7
I Returned to the Rowdiest Event in Sports: HONG KONG SEVENS

I Returned to the Rowdiest Event in Sports: HONG KONG SEVENS

8
My First Boat Party Ended in Disaster

My First Boat Party Ended in Disaster

9
We Made the Best Taco that ISN'T a Taco | GOONED UP w/ The Wonton Don

We Made the Best Taco that ISN'T a Taco | GOONED UP w/ The Wonton Don

10
We made CRISPY Gumbo-filled Rangoons | Gooned Up w/ Wonton Don

We made CRISPY Gumbo-filled Rangoons | Gooned Up w/ Wonton Don

11
Last Day in Shanghai LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS

Last Day in Shanghai LIVESTREAM HIGHLIGHTS

12
I Made French Onion Rangoons with my Former Intern

I Made French Onion Rangoons with my Former Intern

13
Highlights from my First Livestream in CHINA

Highlights from my First Livestream in CHINA

14
GOONED UP: Lobster Fest

GOONED UP: Lobster Fest

15
TOP CHEF Teaches Me How to Cook Balkan Rangoons!

TOP CHEF Teaches Me How to Cook Balkan Rangoons!

16
We Made Chinese BBQ Rangoons! | GOONED UP w/ The Wonton Don

We Made Chinese BBQ Rangoons! | GOONED UP w/ The Wonton Don

17
Our Last Shot to Coach Ugandan Football to a Victory (Last Chance Uganda Finale)

Our Last Shot to Coach Ugandan Football to a Victory (Last Chance Uganda Finale)

18
Most Stressful Night of My Life (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 6)

Most Stressful Night of My Life (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 6)

19
We Taught 200 Children in Africa How to Play Football (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 5)

We Taught 200 Children in Africa How to Play Football (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 5)

20
We Returned to Africa to Beat the Kenyan Football Team (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 4)

We Returned to Africa to Beat the Kenyan Football Team (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 4)

21
We Played in the Biggest Football Game in Africa (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 3)

We Played in the Biggest Football Game in Africa (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 3)

22
We Almost Drowned After Our Last Practice in Uganda (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 2)

We Almost Drowned After Our Last Practice in Uganda (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 2)

23
We Got Hired to Coach the Ugandan Football Team (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 1)

We Got Hired to Coach the Ugandan Football Team (Last Chance Uganda Ep. 1)

24
We Were ATTACKED on Our Gorilla Trek

We Were ATTACKED on Our Gorilla Trek

25
Donnie and Billy Do the Pyramids! (Last Chance Uganda Prologue)

Donnie and Billy Do the Pyramids! (Last Chance Uganda Prologue)