I Entered The Mario Kart Torture Chamber With Erin Olash And Asi Akira

Did I win? That depends on your definition of winning. I survived, which in the end is a victory in itself.

Hindsight is 20/20, but that’s probably not the wisest challenge I’ve ever accepted. Not just for me, but for my balls that resemble and feel like some sort of rotten fruit. Gotta give Erin credit for racing her tits off and Asa for being a literal Spider Monkey with fangs and claws. You’re not considered the World’s Greatest Anal Performer without the kind of heart that requires to leave it all out on the field. That sadistic fuck is going haunt my dreams for awhile now, and not just the wet kind As for the bet, we’ll see. My girl Ebony said, and I quote, “I never taze anything as fine as yo”, so we’ll see what happens on that front. But until then, this contest is under protest. And by that I mean we’ll figure it out when my left nut returns to its proper size. If ever.

Still worth it.

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