Barstool Finance: Joe Biden Just FUCKED The Family Office

After a week chock-filled with Fed talk, The Family Office was finally ready to dip its toe back into the market.

(2005's Into The Blue starring Jessica Alba)

And the minute Tyler and I made our first investment, Sleepy Joe swept in, fell off his bike, and took a dump in our punch bowl.

Tough not to take this one personally.

Take a report.

-Large

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-L